I have read countless self-help and productivity books, you may AMA: ask me anything

I have read countless self-help and productivity books, you may AMA: ask me anything

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how long since your last ejaculation?

How do I make someone love me?

Why do you want to know that? around about 24 hours

you have now lost all of your credibility and any respect you had from me.

Depends if you're asking about someone in particular or to have anyone fall in love with you? In general you can't make anyone fall in love with you anymore than you can make someone who doesn't speak English understand you. You have to adapt and find circumstances and behaviors that draw them in.

You fucking bitch! What, did you think you would be welcome here! You're 3rd time visiting /b and you want to be accepted and interacted with. Have fun sinking into an unavoidable depression!

No hard feelings

I answered your question, you could at least do me the courtesy of answering mine. Why do you want to know that.
Also, that implies I had your respect and credibility in the first place - what have I really lost? Nothing.

Want to talk about it champ?

Right! This guy, jeez

I knew that was the answer, I'm just so lonely

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What actions have you taken to try and avoid loneliness? And what has worked or not worked?

I was curious if you practised semen retention, for me there is no better way to boost productivity.

>"ask me anything"
>"why don't you want to know that?"

You're a fucking retard, dude.

I've tried to make friends online. I made one, but I kinda need someone to physically be here. I suffered from a lot of mental issues during school, so I didn't make many friends and now I don't really know how to. I just want ro feel loved

I find it makes no difference. Back when I was single I masturbated exclusively when I was bored, no-fap didn't increase productivity - I just found other ways to waste my time that weren't coom related.
Like I am now.
But different physiologies/metabolisms may react differently

I said you may ask me anything, I never said I wouldn't ask questions back. Give and Take.
Where do you look for friends online or offline?
>so I didn't make many friends and now I don't really know how to
I assure you that virtually noone does. People just sort of fall into it. There's a small group of people who are extroverted types who find it very easy to engage with people. And that's it they're the only ones- those LinkedIn type frauds who make it seem like they're really good people persons have no fucking idea about friendship.
>I just want ro feel loved
You may always feel that. You can be in a relationship for 5 years and still have something like a feeling of being 'loved' that's missing.

Hello, I am "D", I noticed your trips and thought that you might have a vagina. ASL?

I used to try to meet people at the mall and stuff, but until like this year, I was genuinely scared of people. Still kinda am, just in a more nervous than actual fear way. Online I tried Yas Forums and that's about it. I don't know what I'm doing
>virtually noone does
>only linkedin type frauds do
>you may always feel that
OP, I'm just feeling really sad now. I was already feeling bad today.
Not only did I not get trips, I'm a guy

Don't be sad. You're thinking "oh no, if those normies can't do it, what hope is there fore me" but what I'm telling you is "everyone is in the same boat as you, you're not as disadvantaged as you think!"
>I used to try to meet people at the mall and stuff,
Relationships - romantic or otherwise - usually have to have a shared experience. Since meeting people through friendship groups isn't an option for you, try take up hobby classes - I don't know if you have many options what with the Corona locking everyone indoors - but especially in future that's a great place to meet people and make friends.
Don't take up a class you think is going to be full of 'chicks' - because you'll hate it, and probably have nothing in common with the women in there. Think about the skills or hobbies you'd like to learn and see if there's any online communities you can get involved with or even Zoom classes that allow you to talk with others. Not general and anonymous ones like Yas Forums
I know this advice is glib, but best I can do on a Mongorlian Petroglyph Forum

I hate to sound like I'm denying your advice before even trying it, but I live in Ohio, we don't really have classes. At least not where I live. There were classes/clubs for highschoolers and stuff, but not anything after that. I do have one friend that I hang out with and he introduced me to some new people. I don't hang out with them outside of with him, though. He also wanted to set me up with a girl, but she had a boyfriend. She's really nice, I'd like to hang out with her more anyways. Corona's kinda preventing that, though

>I hate to sound like I'm denying your advice before even trying it,
You're talking about local. I specifically said to look for online communities because of the Coronavirus lockdown.
I want you to shortlist 10 activities or hobbies you might want to learn. Do it. NOW!
If you're serious about being loved this will help you at the very least on the process of self-inventory that will help you better understand yourself and what you want in life, and at best be the first step into becoming part of a group that causes you to meet people who love you.
So make that shortlist.
NOW!
No fucking excuses.
Don't even respond to this thread until you've made a shortlist.

I want to learn more about cars and mechanical things in general. I also want to learn more about cooking and baking. As far as activities go, I like biking, but that's not exactly something you take a class for. I also like reading, but don't do it enough to really join a book club. I'm sorry I know that's not 10 things, but I'm kinda a loser!

Why do you want to learn about cars and mechanical things? What do you think you would do or where do you see yourself using that knowledge?
What kind of cuisine interests you? Baking as in desserts? Is it the presentation you like or the process or the flavors?
Start interrogating yourself. I find that's a useful process for figuring out what I want to do and how I'm going to accomplish it.

What's the best way to get consistently get A s in college?

I want to know how to maintain mechanical things so that I can handle any of my own problems with them. I mostly like deserts, but I also like making bread and stuff. It's the flavors for me, I love cakes and muffins and stuff. The act of baking is also fun. I'll be honest, I mostly want a girl that's interested in video games and other stuff like that, so I don't know how much my other interests will help me

I'm a contractor stuck in Afghanistan - when will this shit be over, so i could go home?

There's many ways to answer this question - go to a college where they want to have high churn of graduates so they make very liberally.
The most important thing is to actually read the curriculum and the 'outcomes' or whatever they call those bits that describe "student should demonstrate criteria X,Y,Z". You need to know which boxes you have to tick and structure your research around those.
I can't answer that, no one can answer that because it's non-linear environment. I expect some kind of severe restrictions in the United States will exist for at a minimum 4 months yet, possibly 9. Any roll out of relaxing measures will be just that - a progressive, incremental roll out.
I don't know what the Mercy Flight situation is, or if that has already been and passed.

I meant to say mark very liberally, as in with little discretion/freely, typo

>I have read countless self-help and productivity books

Pro tip : make dozens of extra hours in your year by not reading self-help books.