well bois im about to eat a whole Habanero for the hell of it.
any advice?
AMA
How's your quarantine going?
Well bois im about to eat a whole Habanero for the hell of it
Adrian Brooks
Matthew Walker
Have some high fat milk or yogurt handy if you want to pussy out and stop the burn.
Adam Baker
I mean, it's gonna be hot
If you're really bored, you should order some miracle berry tablets. They fuck with your taste buds and make things taste sweeter than they are. Like lemon juice will taste like lemonade. Could buy those and try shit around the house
Jonathan Johnson
I don't really drink milk.
I have mayo. lol
Angel Peterson
bruh i accidently rubbed thai chili juice into my fucking eyes last year while making panang curry.
keep some milk close by, it helps a little.
>RIP in pieces
Bentley Davis
I'm too poor right now. The big C has it me hard like many others
Parker Jackson
I have nothing prepared. I already drank all my cold beer.
tbh I feel like going in unprepared will add to the excitement
Oliver Brown
forgot fantasy pic
Aiden Flores
>bite into big chunk of habanero
>swallow
>eyes bulge red
>throat on fire
>lungs burning
>hellish mucus blasts out nostrils
>try to scream for help but all that comes out are gags while you struggle to breath
>collapse to the floor grasping your throat
>EMTs find you crying like a little girl, throwing up hot fire and babbling "GOD HELP ME PLEASE"
welp, nice knowin ya
Isaiah Gonzalez
hopefully not but probably. lol
I think I'm ready. I've got Ice water. I made a mixed drink(Probably what I'll drink first), and I have some lime juice just to see if it helps.
I'll try to post updates as often as possible
Aaron Nelson
Just popped it in. didnt expect it to taste like a bell pepper
Jace Reed
face hurts cant see straight it happened sp fast
Andrew Johnson
this isnt hot. its just pain
Blake Bennett
wish I was never born cant type
Nicholas Smith
call 911 faggot
Luke Flores
I ate one in while shopping in sobeys, shelf-stocker told me I have to pay for that. I did, literally and figuratively.
Sebastian Garcia
this is garbage why am i so autistic. its just pain
Oliver Roberts
air. air is the issue. everyteim air passes over my tongue it lights up. just gotta stop breathing
Christopher Campbell
lime juice is surprisingly effective
Bentley Scott
Lol the one time OP delivers it's a fucking habrenero pepper
Jacob Rodriguez
bro this is garb. I don't know why I'm so autistic
Adam Ortiz
it was unmanageable for awhile. my face was gushing from every orphice and I couldn't cope.
iyts manageable now but it still burns so fucking bad
Adam King
u no rike kung-flu?
ahh me sorry me pray joke
Ryder Myers
I wish I just made ramen instead of doin gthis gay shit
Isaac Garcia
did you learn your lesson
Owen Thomas
no. I'm still on the spectrum
that was actually crazy though. for a period of time it's like nothing existed or mattered other than the pain in my mouth. it was almost psychedelic.
my face still hurts, but I'm not losing my shit.
it was like the really intense parts of doing acid condensed into 15 minutes.
Jacob Lee
do you now understand that scene in Lucy (ScarJo) where she tells the korean mobster that all he knows is pain.
Michael Barnes
never seen it. what is it about?
David King
>it was like the really intense parts of doing acid condensed into 15 minutes.
nice! get ready for round two, when the bad boy will be ready to leave
Parker Bailey
pain
Mason Long
It's about transcendence. Watch it in 4k. It'll blow your mind.
Oliver Peterson
alsoI;'m real fucking drunk. I used a cold mixed drink to cool my tongue. so naturally I drank a shit load of alchohol in a short time. so sorry if I fuck things up
Dominic Nelson
Make hawt sauce instead with a recipe I ripped off from /ck/
Benjamin Anderson
should have recorded it
Ayden Reyes
my Bhole has seen worse. though I do have to work tomorrow.
not excited about doing Habenero shits at works
Ryder Russell
1) thats a lot of habs
2) fuck bell pepers
3) my hot sauce recipe is way better
Adam Murphy
nah. I'm ugly an dhave anxiety, no on ewants to see my quasimoto ass suffering
Henry Murphy
what trash, lots of vinegar and sugar... like any hot sauce from the supermarket.
Jason Thompson
when i was into spicy and had to get up in the am, every day i got up early the day would start with a devilish diarrhea. good luck op
Robert Garcia
my thoughts exactly. thatjust a glorified puree over processed