Going to jail tomorrow. Any tips?

Going to jail tomorrow. Any tips?

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don't get covid

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which country?

Lie

What state and what county?

Shave your head. Don’t shave your asshole.

ur gonna be hungry and lonely and cold and ur probably gonna get the kung flu and die. shitty time to be going to jail bud.

Ontario, Africa

Depends on the crime

If you diddled a kid your gonna fucking die

If basically anything else just don't let people push you around. Stand up for yourself and don't be a bitch

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Tell me user, are you this naturally funny or did you suck dicks to get there?

I've sucked a few dicks

Goodman

Have fun

Fill your ass with candy, so your rapist wont go hungry after he's done.

When the big black muthafakkas tell you to pick up the soap you best be doing that shit pronto.

Dont go? Go somewhere else?

what did you do
just tell them you don't want to get covid and you'll never repeat your crime

second that, you could go to a shithole 3rd world country (underage lady-boys)

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Don't get the corona.

Buy cigars, join to a group, prepare your anus

If you're going to jail jail, you'll be fine. Don't be a retard and you'll coast. Do extra shit like kitchen or landscaping and it'll help pass the time.

Beat the fuckin shit out of the first person you can to assert yourself.

Kick someone’s ass the first day. The bigger and batter the better. If that’s not an option, become someone’s bitch.

report the site you got all your cp from so they can go to jail too

You're both fucking idiots who have never been to jail or prison.
Do not do this.
Just keep an outward appearance of confidence, don't trust anyone, don't incur any debts and generally just keep your head low.
If someone does try you, you will have to fight.
But DO NOT, just go up and fight someone.
You'll get your shit fucked up, you don't know who is friends with who in there.
That should be your main worry; who is cool with who.
Make friends but don't push anything.
Don't show off.
If you're trying to make waves go for it, but this is just Jail.
No need to do some dumb shit when you're in there for a year or less.
Get in, get out.

If you were charged with a sexual assault, be prepared for confrontation inside.

Also, im a huge faggot, pls rape my pussyface

see, you would've been the dude I just walked up and crushed his fucking skull to make a point to everybody else that I will kill any of them for any reason I choose.

and that's why you're playing armchair warrior.
It's okay to be afraid boy, no need to act tough anonymously.
You sound insecure.