What am I supposed to say to people at grocery store who harass me for not wearing a mask? I need a quick one-liner

masks are for sick people so they dont spread the disease lol, not healthy people

If I take that mask off will you die?

"I was holding my breath till you brought it up"

I went to home depot yesterday and didn't wear a mask and nobody said anything. some people had them on and some people didn't. I was going to the grocery store too but there was a line of about 25 people waiting to go in

If you don't shut up, I'm going to stick my mask up your ass faggot.

Calmly walk away and inform an employee that you saw them licking the eggs and putting them back

That pseudoscience meme has spread like wildfire for some reason and it's just not true

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"Sorry, I'm special needs."

You fucking mother yar

So a gas mask keeps me from giving people mustard gas then by your logic...