Here's a list of 10 reasons why I hate Americans:

Here's a list of 10 reasons why I hate Americans:

1. You're all beyond fat it's disgusting. Stop eating McDonald's you fat cunts.

2. You try to project your shitty TV & movies on the world when no one else cares.

3. Your sports, I mean what the fuck is NFL? Fat guys running 10 yards at a time? Big deal.

4. You claim to win wars when all you do is turn late when other countries have done all the hard work. When you do start your own wars you can't even win them. (Vietnam kek)

4. Your women can't go out in public or be seen unless they've had a shit ton of plastic surgery.

5. Your president is a walking, talking human turd with a wig.

6. You claim to be the land of the free but have the most prisoners in the world. WTF is that about?

7. You can't stop telling the world about the moon landing (which was obviously fake) yet the Soviet Union best you to absolutely everything else in space, when do they brag about it?

8. You spend the most money in the world on your military but you have millions of homeless veterans on the streets. Irony much?

9. Canada, need I say more?

10. You claim to hate Europeans but you all wish to drive European cars and have European women and European houses.

Fuck all you obese weebs.

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america BAD

Tldr kys

>1. You're all beyond fat it's disgusting. Stop eating McDonald's you fat cunts.
No, fuck you. You're not my supervisor.

>2. You try to project your shitty TV & movies on the world when no one else cares.
Stop watching. Wouldn't be there if you didnt like watching our old tv reruns. That's on you.

>3. Your sports, I mean what the fuck is NFL? Fat guys running 10 yards at a time? Big deal.
What the fuck is soccer? Kick a ball and fake an injury. Yeah, thats a sport... stfu

>4. You claim to win wars when all you do is turn late when other countries have done all the hard work. When you do start your own wars you can't even win them. (Vietnam kek)
The French started Vietnam.... go read a book.

>4. Your women can't go out in public or be seen unless they've had a shit ton of plastic surgery.
You must be watching too much of our crappy tv/movies

>5. Your president is a walking, talking human turd with a wig.
Oh no, did he offend you? Good. Fuck off.

>6. You claim to be the land of the free but have the most prisoners in the world. WTF is that about?
Black people.

>7. You can't stop telling the world about the moon landing (which was obviously fake) yet the Soviet Union best you to absolutely everything else in space, when do they brag about it?
Hah how is that going for them? They only have a program cause we pay for it.

>8. You spend the most money in the world on your military but you have millions of homeless veterans on the streets. Irony much?
They are homeless due to psych disorders they got protecting you. I'd be happy to make the world fend for itself,but last time we did that you all made Hitler.

>9. Canada, need I say more?
Um, sure. Nice place, odd ppl, and everything there is 20% off for Americans.

>10. You claim to hate Europeans but you all wish to drive European cars and have European women and European houses.
No one wishes any of that. And we don't hate Europeans, we dont care. Europe could disappear and we wouldn't notice.

You worship us. Fact.

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Go fuck yourself

Imagine having 10 opinions on a country

Seeth harder libreal

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>2. You try to project your shitty TV & movies on the world when no one else cares.

Your thinking of China and Bollywood here loser, the whole world over begs for American entertainment. Even in countries that ban such things, citizens smuggle it in and create fan clubs. All over the world this happens. Your just angry your culture doesn't produce kino.

We can fix that by casting less foreign actors

>You claim to hate Europeans but you all wish to drive European cars and have European women and European houses.

I moved from Germany to America BECAUSE women are way hotter in America. Germany has literally no space for houses in most cities.

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holy shit you said everything I was gonna say. OP sucks too much dick to think, unfortunately

also, OP, you said 4 twice

Food is cheap

Do not.

Apparently you care though.

I guess that's another way of saying won.

What?

Yeah lol.

Gotta feed the machine. It's pretty free for most people.

Who is doing this? You're answering your own questions kinda seems like you don't want an answer

Yep.

Canada is our hat.

That's not true. Asians and muscle cars.

>Here's a list of 10 reasons why I hate Americans
>I'm gonna stay here though

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1 - Most of us think McDonalds is disgusting. It's usually white trash or soccer moms too lazy to make anything.
2 - Maybe the rest of the world should make better movies.
3 - And your sports consist of running away from trucks of peace.
4 - Fuck yeah. Work smart, not hard.
5 - True but who the fuck were we supposed to vote for? Hilary Clinton? Joe Biden in November?
6 - Yeah, but those are mostly niggers. It's for the best if they're confined.
7 - When the fuck is the last time you heard about the moon landing?
8 - Most homeless are suffering from mental illness and most people aren't homeless for long.
9 - Canada. What about it? We don't talk to our red-headed step child too often.
10 - Literally who? Who says this? We prefer Asian women and fast muscle cars.

>Here's a list of 10
>lists 11
Is it still Easter break, Dakota?

Instead of parroting the same arguments you eurofags keep spouting. How about you get used to your shithole of a continent

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I have not yet met one German in the US that wishes to go back. Almost everything that country does is a failure.

An american fucked your bitch or sum?

Europoor spotted. KEK. Enjoy America dominating the world.