TFW not eligible for trumpbux payout

>TFW not eligible for trumpbux payout
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

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>not eligible
The requirements are almost nothing, even NEETs qualify. How pathetic of a human being do you have to be to not even hit the minimum requirement?

>tfw live with parents and do Uber Eats once a week for vidya money and still get trumpbux

it can be as simple as your parents having you down as a dependent

I thought you had to file taxes for 2018 to qualify.

Basically people who have received Pelosibucks are people who were already jobless or people who just got fired. Their life sucks so much no quick cash will be able to resolve it anyway

I got trumpbux and still have my good job. I just didn’t file for 2019 yet

How do I find out if I'm qualified? I did my taxes for the first time in my life 3 weeks ago. I got a pretty good tax refund, but only did it for the trumpbux.

If you're a dependent (as in someone else covers the majority of your expenses) you don't qualify.

>tfw pretty much not dependent except on my parent health care that I never use anyway and will lose in a year when i get too old but had because who tf can afford healthcare unless you got a good job in the good ol U S A
it hurts I wanted to buy a index

Yeah but what kind of job? It’s a Walmart/McDonalds type of job right?

don't see that on the gov website, I think that was just early bullshit before democrats got you boys on the list with the blacks that have never filed a tax return in their life

file a 2019 tax return with turbotax even if you normally don't need to, I think you will just get it in a later wave

You can go to the IRS website and they have a payment tracker.

What if I was dependant in 2018, haven't done 2019 yet, but make sure to be independent for 2019 when I do file? Or did I miss out entirely?

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>trumpbux
THIS is what a shill looks like, Yas Forumsirgins. An an off-topic GOP shill too.

That’s not true at all. As long as your income is under a certain $75k (or $150k for married couples) and you aren’t claimed by someone else as a dependent, you get money.

Is this shopped????

How the hell do I sign up for direct deposit? I don’t wanna wait till late May for this shit

oh my fucking goooooddddd mommmmyyyyyyyy

>parents marking you as a dependent
You have to be at least 18 to post on this website though.

>tfw Trump is giving me more money per week than I get weekly at my wageslave job

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Irs website

You have to file indy for 2019 if you want the trumpbux. Otherwise your parents get $500

I make too much money to get anything. Cry for me Yas Forums

THAT'S PRETTY COOL, OP. HOWEVER, THIS IS THE VIDEO GAMES BOARD, YOU UNWASHED MUTT. FUCK OFF.

>tfw Australian who happened to be working in the US at the right time, but now back in Aus making 2k a week and I still get Trump bux.

Absolutely based.

Leafbux don't have a statement for students yet lol, I'm just sitting here broke as fuck. Thanks Trudeau

You cant call yourself based in your own post
But that's still pretty based

Where did this myth come from? I'm a gov't employee and got mine, friends who work at engineering firms got theirs, teacher friends got theirs etc. You are a dumb faggot.

I was calling Trump based.

>missed the max cutoff by $100
JUST

You can be dependent up to the age of 24 and not receive it.

>Hospital IT with no financial down side from the happening.
>Still Trump bux
Time to lose it to the magic line

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Emily?

>Got mine today
>have to use all of it on bills

Fuck me.

Imagine being a dependent at 24

Why 24 specifically? So dudes who turned 25+ this year get it? Wtf?

okay boomer

>military
>midmonth pay and $1200 freemoney both hit at once

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Yeah, it's completely arbitrary.

I'm 25 and also this guy

>25
goddamn

you've already experienced the great depression so you should be used to this shit.

>per week
You mean once.

>elgible
>but because i make too much money so i only get $80

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>tfw not even legally allowed in US and getting trumpbux

>BE 20
>MARKED AS DEPENDANT
>NO TRUMP BUX
ITS NOT FUXKING FAIR, I HAVE A JOB AND SPLIT THE BILLS AND EVERYTHING

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>$1200 one-time payment, despite being in the GLORIOUS US MILITARY
>Canadian citizen working the register at Tim Horton's gets $2000 a month and still has free healthcare

It's like Trump shit in your mouth, then offered to wipe your chin clean and you thought it was nice of him.

I'm a loser barely making 23k a year and I qualify. You must pay no taxes or your parents still claim you. Mine can't claim me because I'm 26 going on 27 in a few months.

Money hasn't come in yet for me. I'm always worried in these sorts of things that I'll just magically slip through the cracks for some reason. You have no idea what sort of chaos or filing system they use over there- could just be a chance you aren't in the system for no reason.

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Not if you apply for unemployment faggot

I was literally you up until I saw at 4 am when I was getting up for work my account had sent me a text message with my balance update. I just got home and still don't even believe it is there.

I make over 99k per year and live in a high COL area. Taxes and benefits like this really should be sensitive to COL.

>being a boomer now just means you aren't a failure
wew

I agree it shouldn't be based off the pay you make, rather then the area. If you make 99k in some place like San Francisco then you're basically making 30k somewhere else.

being old and being a failure aren't mutually exclusive

exactly.

It's designed specifically so people in low COL rural areas that make up the majority of Trump's base will continue to fellate him.

>comfy wfh job
>make just enough money to still be eligible for trump bux
thanks donald, i got your back in 2020

Your parents can still list you as dependent for tax breaks if you're studying in college or for whatever reason. If you are listed as one, you don't get the check.

>get only 200 dollars more in US terms
>still have to deal with outrageous food prices

yep makes sense. to them these trump payouts are a literal fortune.

>tfw just got my 1200 bucks
>tfw haven't had a job in like a year

Thanks, government.

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I say that because I live in a low COL rural area and that 1200 will go far. For some, it can cover 3 to 4 months rent.

>have literally done nothing but stare at my PC and play with my thermostat for the past 30 days in quarantine
>somehow my power bill is the lowest it's ever been
Strange but hey more savings for me I guess.

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>only $200 more

It's per month of unemployment/furlough you mongoloid

>got the trumpbux
>got two weeks unemployment
>waiting on the cares act check
$2800 to stay home and play video games for 2 weeks

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better vote democrat for better healthcare then

>tfw getting ~$4000 each month indefinitely for doing a fuckall owning a "business" to sell my mom's crocheting in German amazon.

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>tfw so rich i wouldn't really notice if i did or didn't get it

When will Legosi finally destroy Jack's anus?

Why are you on their healthcare? Do you not have a full time job? Independent contractor?

You can be a dependent beyond 24

Yes, but for the purposes of trumpbux it stops at 24 for some reason.

Damn user that actually sounds pretty fucking good.

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must be nice, that doesn't even cover 1 month here

it can happen against your will ass hole

>govt employee, "friends at engineering firms", and teachers

So...Walmart/McDonald's jobs?

right

>literally buying votes
is this even legal?

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Does it even matter at this point?

Yes, supporting your citizens and giving them money is a good thing you bootlicking mutt retard. It's better than throwing money away at failing corporations and imperialist nations to continue supporting a system that will eventually fuck you over harder the longer you keep it alive.

Lmao if you think Trump deserves your vote for this you're retarded, he had the least to do with it and he's in the party that fucking hates poor people and wants you all to die off ASAP. That's like voting for Satan because God gave you a sunny day.

I mean, the stimulus build did all of those things

The financial aid package was proposed by Nancy Pelosi, not Trump. In fact Trump wanted to take advantage of it so his family got some money as well which is why congress delayed it to make sure it couldn't be abused like that.

Got mine, and I’m probably going to sit on it. Once this virus shit blows over, I’m thinking about getting a cat and/or a chameleon.

Get a cat they're unironically easier to feed and will be just as hard to find because they're stealthy buggers

kill yourself you revisionist kike

>tfw eligible but the IRS just won't get off their asses and process my fucking taxes

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Im 20, my mom claimed me dependent despite me not being in college and it giving her no benefit at all
Because her tax person just put me down for the last couple years cause of habit.
Fucking livid. Fuck the government.

What a retard. I work city government and have been working entire quarantine and got mine this morning.

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Think of it this way, you got free money to shave some bills off, money in your pocket.

I am in awe of your stupidity.

Can't wait until this paves the way for ubi, neet life forever

bills usually come every month

It was Congress that came up with the package.
Trump wanted to cut payroll tax instead, as if that could have any immediate impact.

So really its more of Trump wants people to think he's buying their vote.

For real. Even 1k a month. I have absolutely no need for more than 12 grand.

>Trumpbux
>Star Wars image
>Yas Forums
ok

Are you living rent free in her house? They she can claim you as a dependent up to a certain point

>mfw $600 trump bux but no gamestops open

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How am I supposed to get trumpbux if I dont have a bank account, only a work card?

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Take $500 that your parents get.
I have no idea why you put yourself as dependant if you're working.

>tfw dont live in america
FUCK

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>tfw my trumpbux got sent to my old closed bank account

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If you wanted true NEETbux you should've voted for Yang.

did you not file last year?

I don't understand Americans. On one hand they will attack people like Obama, Bernie Sanders, and Democrats in general as being "socialists" for offering more social welfare. But then when Congress during the Trump administration approves handouts to farmers and 1200 dollar checks due to COVID, that's perfectly fine and they'll happily take the "handouts". Which one is it, is "government intervention" supposed to be "socialism" or not?

you shouldn't need a bank account they'll send a check.

No, I was NEET in 2018 and only worked part time in 2019.

Yas Forumsased

The difference is that we're currently in a crisis and normally no one wants to pay for the tumor that is niggers.

you can make $1,200 a month as a janitor blud