It was user's 10th wedding anniversary. He was in a cruise with his wife, when a storm hit the ship. He wakes up stranded in an island with a little girl that he doesn't recognizes. Probably another passanger's daughter.
>Mister? Please, wake up! *sob*
You can't remember what happened, but you need to get out of the island. Dubs decide what user does next.
Sacrifice the girl to satan and write epsteins island in the sand with her blood.
Knock her out with a coconut, use her as bait for food
this
this fuck
Find rocks and put that Epstein didn’t kill himself
rolling for 666
You fucked up, boi
almost
again xD
Find a toad to make himself trip balls.
Behead her and sacrifice her to satan in exchange for wings
epic winrar over 9000 !
You better deliver OP
Eat the kid and swim away.
Statue from Thot Island washes up on shore
You cruel bastard. The girl starts to cry as you strangle her.
>M-Mis... Mister! N-No!
You continue, until there's only silence. You starts punching her face, with your bare hands you draw a pentagram with her blood, makes an offering and writes "Epsteins Island" in the sand
Dubs decide next
OP, he has rolled the dubs. You must do as he commands.
Loving and caring non-consensual sex, with a gentle cuddle afterwards.
build a big mosque from sand
Kek, can't do that anymore
if dubs:
look around the island for clues
Nice wasted dubs OP.
Eat her corpse for nourishment.
a wild pack of friendly jasiris swim to the shore. it appears they had stowed away on the ship
roll
NECROPHILIA WIN
give us a statue
You start bashing your head into the tree
After having loving and caring non-consensual sex with... her body, user's just laying next to the corpse after cumming
satanism, necrophilia and cannibalism
this island turned bad quick
roll her
This + hearing voice of god
Two people have rolled dubs and have said the same thing.
Eat the corpse
statue time
EAT HER RAW
Make a sand pussy and have sex with that
find a rock and hut down the palm and make a small hut also eat the body of the child
rerrolling
search the island for clues/items
>Nice wasted dubs
How ironic
Take a DNA test. Realise that the girl was actually your mother, sent forward in time to save you from dying on this island.
After sacrificing her and having sex, user starts feeding off of her face. It was a good meal, Satan's happy
roll
fucking plot twist
this is just like Lost
oh why are the digits anti statue
Out of his pocket, user takes a mini-DNA tester. He takes his blood and her's blood just for the lulz. He then realizes the girl was his younger mother that he just killed. You weren't supposed to be born, you killed your young mother. The paradox creates a portal, and you appears from the portal
Now add a possessive apostrophe to "Epstein's Island".
roll it
Kill him, defile his body, and eat his face.
The formula works.