Why aren't you drunk right now?

Why aren't you drunk right now?

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i prefer weed

sober alcoholic fag checking in

another sober alcoholic fag checking in

my psych made me quit for two weeks

At work so can't right now.
Also trying to quit drinking.... It's tough....

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Because I instantly regret it every single time.

nothing good to drink

apart from the drunk texts there's nothing to regret if you're drinking alone

Last time i drank alone I turned on the faucet for my cat to drink from but I forgot that the drain was clogged AND I fell asleep right afterwards.

Imagine having to clean all that water at 4 in the morning while drunk as shit.

Not my proudest moment

goddamn okay i take it back

all this alco talk is making me want to drink

which will make me even more sad an alone hmm

I can tell that's cheap shit just by the bottle

Because I head to work in an hour

Because I was a blackout drunk for many years. Quit 18 months ago.

getting too old for hangovers, and I'm not even 30.

I am very drunk and was forced to drive earlier

Drank too much yesterday and still feel crappy. Not enough of an alcoholic to rely on hair of the dog.

I have to blow into a breathalyzer for a court ordered sobriety test in like 2 hours

I've had a few shots of this really good Canadian blend whiskey, about to have a few more.

this is true

also I'm waiting for my dad to take his two fresh baked and home made pizzas outta the oven first, then I'm cracking open a beer

why would you take shots with great whiskey?

that's like eating a really good cigar

>benromach
>cheap shit
no

because i will be in 1 hour.

it's just to soon.

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im to old for hangovers

against my religion
even tho porn is too

BTW, people who drink alcohol regularly are at more of a risk to Covid-19 severe symptoms because they are short of an enzyme or something in their lungs.

I get drunk every day. I have to eat lots of coconut and drink more than a gallon of water a day in order to stay regular

completely out of money

>Why aren't you drunk right now?
Because I'm not a degenerate who needs to be intoxicated 24/7 to get by in life.
I have a question, why aren't you being suspended from a cross you fucking alcoholic piece of shit?

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No money till next week.
Would fucking love a bottle of whisky right now.

priapism. now just drink until im warm then leave it

Uh oh. Liberal detected.

Busy at work

because he is not a filthy jew

makes you fat, gives you cancer, waste of time.