God damn I love being American. Hey foreigners, what’s it like... ya know, being foreign? What I basically mean is, what is it like know my country could absolutely 100% glass yours within 24 hours if our duly elected leadership so chose? You don’t have that capability. What’s it like KNOWING that America has the entire fucking world by the balls you... people(?) exist only because of our sense of kindness? What’s it like knowing we build bases all over the world and sail our warships wherever we damn well please and you can’t project any influence without our approval? What’s it like knowing we spy on your every move? Remember when we tapped Merkel’s cell phone? lmao, we just did it 5 seconds later after you found out. What’s it like being foreign?
God damn I love being American. Hey foreigners, what’s it like... ya know, being foreign? What I basically mean is...
Not to mention there’s a single Main country on the earth that doesn’t use dozens of American products every single day of their life.
Other countries have nukes too retards, especially russia. That's why you were pissing yourself over them 30 years ago.
>That's why you were pissing yourself over them 30 years ago.
You mean when we won the cold war without firing any weapon lmao
My kinda thread!
MERICA
If you are foreign you have a foreskin and are not a slave to jew
MURICA FUCK YEAH.
Where else can you dress however you want, fuck whoever you want, shoot as much as you want, buy stuff using self checkouts, and have access to much more stuff and not have faggots stoning people to death.
I'm uncut and I'm American.
>the foreigner dick
Lie
All americans must be marked. They put it in your constitution
Can a country be free if it oppresses other countries? It cannot.
>What’s it like being foreign?
Well you pay for my protection.
Everything your government (not you) gets from here they pay for.
I basically get to live life on your money, and you see nothing for it in return.
I'd say I got the better deal here.
Uh huh foreigner.
I feel fucking amazing, to be honest. A higher standard of living, higher education levels, longer lifespan, grossly higher happiness index.
I also get to live in a country without Americans in it and I can't express how amazing that feels as well.
The U.S.A is the big superpower. Can't dispute that.
Thing is: It means nothing to plebs like you. You're not partaking in the great powers of your nation. Americans on average live shit lives.
The fact that you've been brainwashed into hating half the country because of manufactured Right/Left issues that don't actually mean anything in the grand scheme of things and that you partake in the illusion of choice in the big decisions of your nation make me feel bad for you to be honest.
And don't get me started on your women user. Jesus. You lot really dropped the ball there.
You can puff your chest out and waffle on with your insipid jingoism if you like and try real hard to feel pride in the sickness that is the military-industrial complex if you really wish user, but the rest of us "foreigners" don't give a ha'penny jizz, tbh.
We're too busy not going bankrupt when we need to see the doctor and not having our kids shot in the head when they go to school.
pic related: It's where my summer house is.
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America would be nothing without foreign colonization lulz
rent free
Have you ever been outside of your own country? Have you ever watched anything other than fox news?
Fuck sake. The entire world sees the US as a country full of fucktards.
That hurted, and I'm not even American
Imagine believing that you live in 'the land of the free', but can get arrested for crossing the fucking street
people like to forget we won the cold war. their minds are back in the 80s lol.
Imagine fucking caring what anyone else thinks.
Damn
Kids not shot in head. Kek
what's it like knowing that a single infected wound could kill you because you can't get proper treatment? what's it like knowing that people are still getting incarcerated for minor drug offences? what's it like knowing that your whole justice system is fundamentally corrupt, where businesses lobby for longer sentences just to line their pockets? what's it like being responsible for isis, a terrorist group so fucking batshit that even al qaeda said "nah mate, you're fucking weird and we want nothing to do with you"?
>Gets all high and mighty about the Shitts of America
>Defeated by a simple Chinese virus
>Economy collapses
Fuck off already.
Sucking shit from the international Jewry. Murica pow pow
Even now our economy is fucking leagues better than socialist shitholes like venezuela
Why do Americans allow their kids to be brainwashed with the pledge of allegiance every morning?
American here
First, great trolling, 8.5/10
Second, you gay
That's a weird way to spell Chinese.
america, we're better than you, and we know it.
Why is your faggot country so poor?
How is it a troll if it's actually true?
We spend way more on our military then anyone else.
LOL b/c it's a retard check i stopped even saying anything in 3-4 grade and stopped even to bother standing in 5-6 grade. Also if you live in Texas they say 2 different ones. The normal pledge of allegiance then some other pledge to Texas itself.