Hey boys!

Hey boys!

How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a street fight?!?!

I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myself a true master.

Since you guys haven't mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me.

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>How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a street fight?!?!
Pretty hot

>Since you guys haven't mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me.
I have a 2nd degree black belt in kyokushinkai though, and a blue belt in BJJ.

>5 years
>true master
Good luck with that lol. You need 20 years to be a true master.

That's cool. Post feet

I activate gun.

solid larp, op. really have the suspension of disbelief thing going

Kinda hot ngl

a black belt means you have mastered the basics

Post tits and / or toes

I don't understand american humor

How much for an hour? Including anal ofc.

You would probably just kick me in the testicles. Please kick me in the testicles.

Wow, thanks for informing us that a black belt is the highest rank! It’s not like this is knowledge we knew when we were fucking toddlers.

Wanna train for a black belt in sucking dick?

When I was in high school a girl in my class was in the Olympics for tai kwon do or some shit like that. She was always bragging about how she could beat up any guy at the school until some fat wigger took her up on the challenge and completely whooped her ass and she cried

Your anus will be filled with my cum and your mouth will taste the sweetness of your own shit as I force fuck your throat.

Prepare your anus because your karate is weak and my gun-fu is strong.

Pretty sure red belt is the top in some sports

I got kicked by Peacock and he still faggots about that soon he wearing double hooks as dickwide arms

Implying martial arts gets you anywhere in a street fight

Not with Karate you won't. That shit will get you killed. Go train some jiu jitsu and let's never speak of this again. Oss

okossa anossa

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It's called physics. I don't care how skilled a fighter, a 110 pound girl simply is not going to knock a 400 pound, 6' dude on his ass. She could hit him as hard as she wants, anywhere she wants (except for maybe deez nuts, but no dude is going to leave those open), and his body mass is simply going to absorb the blow harmlessly.

3rd place, fucking loser

Gun

>you cant achieve black belt in 5 years

women doing martial arts, nature is amazing

Karate and streetfighting are completely different things

this +1 post moar

What good does it mentally do you to know you can beat me. I've had brain damage since 2014.

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I'm built like an ogre i don't think you can little girl, but i would pretend you were kicking my ass so i can grab your thing

Try stopping a bullet to the head

Why would I feel anything like shame losing to someone who has spent 5 years doing something compared to my 0 years.

That's just common sense that you would have the advantage.

Once she's pregnant her life is over

I have taken judo classes for a couple years in high school and trust me, as a 16yo yellow belt boy, the black belt female (of all ages) were flatly refusing to even spar with me because of the sheer difference of size, strength and weight.
So no, you can boast all you want, in a street fight I'm pretty sure I'll destroy you