When's the last time you showered, Yas Forums

2 days ago. I normally go a week and a half or so.

Vanilla? 2 years. Golden? about 40 hours.

Yesterday. Before that about 5 days ago. This coronavirus quarantine shit is fostering some stinky people. I've never seen so many people walking around in pajamas and slippers in my life.
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almost 6 years

about 12 hours ago
I shower every day under normal conditions, but since I'm staying home a lot more during coronavirus, sometimes I skip a day if I'm not working

Oh I see, you gotta let the skin get salty, then they go crazy
>a week and a half or so
If I showered that often, I'd be doing pretty good. I often worry about how I'll have to shower more once I get a job again, especially something like fast food where you smell like shit every night.
What does Vanilla and Golden mean? I haven't heard it before

About 4 hours ago, after a run.

bath or shower?

4th April

Same underwear since 9th.

"vanilla" meaning a regular shower as you or I would take
"golden" meaning getting fucking pissed on like a degenerate

>I've never seen so many people walking around in pajamas and slippers in my life
It's more like smoking pests out of their nests. Normally we're just sitting at home, marinating in our juices.
How do you manage it? Do you also let the dogs slurp on you till you're nice and squeaky?
This is what I used to do before I became a NEET
>bath or shower?
They're effectively the same thing. Any effort to get clean, or even just soaking.
Up top.

it's been weeks

My shower and tub are broken anyways, but before they were I developed mental illness and hygiene goes the way of the dinosaur. I don't want any liquids touching my body. It's complicated. It's an anxious-type OCD Personality Disorder as well as C-PTSD that causes this to keep going on. However, I have no unpleasant odor. My doctor explained that I had some sort of gene that kept me from having body odor. You can check your ear wax to see if you have the same gene. If you have it, your ear wax will be more dry and less sticky.

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Damn, I wouldn't go outside normally, let alone during Corona Time
I feel you, man...

Now that's interesting. I don't shower because it's like a chore, but when I'm about to, I get nervous. I wouldn't say I've got a full-on phobia or anything, but it's like that with pretty much any everyday thing. Eating, sleeping, pooping, washing.

Oh, and I definitely don't have the earwax gene.

Every single Day between 12:00 - 13:00.
Only Days without are Sundays.

Last night. Had some major nerve pain in my back. Fml

Hey, good to see some people on top of their game.
>Only Days without are Sundays.
Is that a religious thing, or just schedule?

Dude, just a few hours ago I dropped a shit so painful, I nearly passed out. I feel you.

It´s just a routine and im way to autistic to let my daylie routines broke.
Sundays off because for the regeneration of the skin. After 6 Days with regular soaping and scrubing my skin gets dry. Thats the only reason.

9 days ago.... no sign of any smegma yet... stink a little bit of BO.

Even though I've completely fallen out of routine, I was the same way maybe 6 or 7 years ago. I showered every day, and didn't know about the skin thing. That explains why it was always so sensitive.
Ah, smegma. An old friend.
>stink a little bit of BO
Do you use deodorant?

yep, use tonnes of the shit.

usually every day before work, but I lost my job 3 weeks ago, because of the mexican beer flu, so now its like every 4 days, or when people say I should take a shower.