YLYL thread!

Black Vodka checking in

Fleshy Bourbon on standby

>Fleshy
WTF color is Fleshy ?

that of the flesh
white AF so that too

black bull

kek

They call me Purple Arizona Green Tea With Ginseng And Honey.

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Please be real. Oh, please be real.

i can dig it

>here me out

None of this is funny, just cringe

Indigo Shochū here.

this was thee aesthetic in 2015

please allow me to come to your house, fuck your wife, kick your ass and beat tyler with a claw hammer, then kick you in the kneecap and throat fuck your wife. then i'll got out for coffee, then come back and kick you in the shins, then brag to my wife about it then she will fuck the life out of me because i'm chad as fuck. then i'll play a dave murray solo on one of my 17 strats, then more coffee, some cocaine, then jerk off over a picture of queen elizabeth. then go to the bar, where i'll tell them all about everything

youtu.be/0jBcLIkeZ-8

oh, i forgot, the bartender is a hot blonde named kevin

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Shirtless Water reporting in

what up shirtless. i'm black. i'm assembling an team. you in?

nevermind, now i no why, i left the period out

ok, now i got it

pls be real