Emma "has-been" Watson turns 30 today

>Rich
>Can have any man she wants
She only ever dates other millionaires which isn’t a good thing because sure, to us she used to seem hot and unobtainable but when you’re one of the guys she has dated in the past, why would you settle for Emma Watson when you could get countless sorts of other women from all around the world? It’s probably hard for some of us to imagine but pretend for a moment that you had as much money as Emma Watson. Would you rather come home to her being an absoloute cunt after presenting yet another speech to the UN about feminism or would you rather be sailing in Costa Rica on your private yacht snorting coke of top tier titties with your mates partying and making the most out of life? Seriously think about it. She doesn’t date men that aren’t millionaires because of her ego. Imagine dating Emma and getting into an argument with her. She would never in a million years admit she was wrong or let you win. Not when she’s giving a speech the next day about domestic violence against women or promoting equality amongst the sexes yet only representing and advocating for the female aspect of it.

Realistically her body is a 3/10. When she doesn’t wear a bra her tits are like small pointy torpedos. When she doesn’t wear make up she really shows her age and that resting bitch face. Despite this she still only dates rugby players or financial chads etc because of her bank account and fame. You just know she’s going to have a mid life crisis any year now and get pregnant to some millionaire she’ll just say “fuck it” for because her biological time clock is ticking.

If there were absolutely no repercussions and I was alone in a room with Emma Watson, I would slap her with a wide open palm and call her a cunt. Then I’d watch will Smith in shark tale.

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I think she's attractive because she looks like the girl next door: very plain, and a little cute

Like this photo

imagine being this incel

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Not an argument

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accurate*

She's worth a fucking fortune, and has done since she was a child - but yeah, why don't you, a fucking retard posting on Yas Forums, tell us again how you pity her.
Stupid fucking cunt.

tits out of sync

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Yas Forums faggots forget that their judgement is worth less than nothing and these people they hate (or love) have no idea that they even exist

>Your judgement is worth nothing, here let me tell you all about it
clearly it's worth something.

She peaked in chamber of secrets

It was stated multiple times how much money she had. Could you be any more offended? Take deep breaths and relax. Squeeze your my little pony doll and get some outside air. You’ll be okay.

fucking pedo. kill yourself

He does have a point tho

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You’re such a good little bitch for not having anything to say back to You seething little faggot. Before you go to bed tonight, open up google images and search for Emma Watson. Kiss her the screen. Embrace the thought of her never, ever knowing who you are. Then as you’re trying to sleep, remember you were put in your place tonight and blatantly proven to be the beta, pathetic, mouth breathing coward that you are.

so angry. get a glass of water kek

Lmfao for all we know he's talking about her acting career. Nice projection there, faggot

This. I also think she peaked in chamber of secrets. I didn’t enjoy her acting nearly as much in the sequels, it just didn’t seem as authentic, if that makes sense? Also her ass didn’t look as tight.

oof

fuck you pedo. get corona in prision.

I don't know what your talking about

The more hair the better.

>angry
lmao whatever faggot, you must completely breakdown if someone raises their voice irl if you think that's anger.

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Most women have hair. You much be an incel for sure.