Hey b, I just cheated on my gf

Just any advice, really

Been cheating on my girlfriend consistently for 2 years. Do you have any particular questions?

I'll tell you right now that the first time is the hardest. It gets easier and easier and quickly becomes routine.

Kill yourself. Just fucking shot yourself in the head you fucking loser. You don’t add any value to the world and you’re too retarded to understand why you’re in a relationship. Do us all a favor and put a bullet in your brain. Fucking livestream it too pussy.

How?

Depends on why I suppose.
In my mind, your options are:

1.) Tell her and accept the consequences of your actions.

2.) Live with the guilt

If you're proud of it, you should kill yourself.

Do you do it with many girls or just one?

That sounds like projection, golem

dont do it again fucko

I am proud of it

How? Hopefully it was just with a budget hooker on the other side of town in a hotel, all paid in cash.

It was a Tinder chick. Sexy Japanese girl.

>Hey b, I just cheated on my gf.
>Give me some good advice.
Go bang yourself gf at once, make today a double header.

Send me your mothers maiden name, your current address, and all of your debit and credit card informations

Many girls. When I met my girlfriend I'd slept with 5 or 6 women. Now I've been with 40. I meet women at bars, at concerts, on campus and if I they like me, I fuck them.

I've had a few partners who are more recurring though. And two who were serious. One who I loved just as much as my girlfriend

so you actively sought to cheat

Good job, you human piece of shit, now you have lost any credibility you had left. Do a backflip off of a tall ladder.

Based

tell her she can cheat on you with her male friend she has a crush on. make sure you’re in the same room when he fucks her brain put

yes ma'am

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Can't imagine why, it's hardly an achievement.
Not exactly difficult.

I'm cumming

Beyond you being a shit human being, what could you possibly need to know?

my pink sock is open, no need to knock just park it right inside

It's been parked inside, I told you to stop taking so many roofies so you can feel it

Get some self control, faggot

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Tell me why I'm shit. I don't feel evil. I was horny and bored.

It's not cheating when it's your cat... faggot

I'm Buddhist

do u regret it??

kys

Oh you're right, I forgot.
Mazel tov!

Confess

A little, but I don't plan on telling her or doing it again. Unless I take this guy's advice, which I might.

But why? She'll leave me

ive never regretted. sometimes women are too easy to tame. then u realize you have enough energy for 2 of them