Me, 21, single, ex told me she doesn't love me anymore

>me, 21, single, ex told me she doesn't love me anymore
>in debt with a shitty supermarket job
>isolated and alone because of Quarantine
>Have nitrogen tank attached to mask in car ready to kill self

Give me 10 reasons motivate me to end my life Yas Forums

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Don’t be such a fucking coward you little bitch this misery has just begun for you

don't use nitrogen, experiment with drugs until you a. find a reason to live again b. go out in a blissful overdose

it's much more fun that way

or just don't kill youself over a hoe and a temporary quarantine and monetary problems that'll go away eventually, even if it's through a statue of limitations

Youre not man enough to do anything, thats why she left you.

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There's a version of you who is confused as to why you'd be thinking about this. He would say, "I can do anything I want. Existence is astounding." And that version of you has a more accurate view of reality than the version of you who posted this thread.

statute.

think of all the great men who had to sleep in horse carcasses to get you here

Life is fucking misery so fucking man up and deal with it like the rest of us pussy

you live in a first world country
have access to the internet
have a roof over your head and food

you're already doing better than 99% of the population on earth you dumb motherfucker

Oddly poetic coming from an user on Yas Forums

I care about you :) We exist.

If you're gonna an hero, at least have fun with it and start doing drugs. Or do what a decent person would do and start working out/eating something besides hot pockets and fleshlight residue.

Suffer like a real man you fucking pussy

>we exist
Prove it

Don't antagonize your white mage, bro. It's cool man.

Remember there’s only one rule to be successful in life: don’t be a simp

I'm not OP

imagine your DNA surviving a hundred generations deep on this cruel brutal earth only for the last pussy motherfucker to top himself over a girl

Wisdom uncovered in March of 2020. Fuck off.

I have been where you are. The only reason im alive is because i had a dog, and i couldn't do it to him. now im not where i was is happiness.. but im happy enough. No one alive will ever love you more than you have to love yourself. especially girls.

Oh yah? Well neither am I. How 'bout them apples.

you're fucking dumb if you want to end your life. Why not simply become no one? Sell all your shit and move across the country and adopt a new name then pretend the old you was just a past life or something. Join a commune or work in a farm or ranch for cash maybe move to hawaii and give surfing lessons. You can literally do anything you want. Just make it your first mission to get out of lock down and run somewhere else

>be me
>just turned 18
>i can finally post on Yas Forums
>makes shitty fucking greentext

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The problem is internal, I'm eventually unhappy in every situation I put myself into.

Also, I eat reasonably well, go to the gym 3 days a week, I'm not terribly financially unstable, and I have a bachelors degree.

I've wanted to die for fucking years.

I tried citalopram anti-depressants and they made life so numb and meaningless it was equally as bad in a different way.

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OP here, so far you guys have just been supportive >:'^(

You've not given me one good reason to off myself

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Well, existence is pointless. It's like a game, and if you don't like a game then shut it off. It's just, there's no game after this one. And if you really think about what that means, then you'll want to play.

Why do you care what your former cum bucket said about you ? Your a man dude grow up. Also, You live in a first world country with clean water and a car. But your too busy asking random weirdos on the internet for life advice. Consult with a therapist that could help you op. Good luck.

Lmao right ? His ancestors survived the ice age and here he is bitching about a thot.

“How to Build a Life”
Is there a formula—some mix of love, work, and psychological adaptation—for a good life?

Psychologists David Lykken and Auke Tellegen estimate that the genetic component of a person’s well-being is between 44 percent and 52 percent.

The key is to cultivate and maintain loving, faithful relationships with other people. One extraordinary 75-year study followed Harvard graduates from 1939 to 1944,
into their 90s, looking at all aspects of their health and well-being. The principal investigator, the psychologist George Vaillant, summarized the findings as follows:

“Happiness is love. Full stop.” People who have loving relationships with family and friends thrive; those who don’t, don’t.

What makes work meaningful is not the kind of work it is, but the sense it gives you that you are earning your success and serving others.

“Money doesn’t buy happiness.” I should say, “Money doesn’t buy satisfaction.” Psychologists call it the hedonic treadmill:

People never feel they have enough money, because they get used to their circumstances very quickly and need more money to make them happy again.

“Don’t forget it: he has most who needs least. Don’t create needs for yourself.”

Don’t obsess about your haves; manage your wants, instead. Don’t count your possessions (or your money, power, prestige, romantic partners, or fame)
and try to figure out how to increase them; make an inventory of your worldly desires and try to decrease them.

Make a list of the attachments in your life you need to discard. Then, make a plan to do just that.
The fewer wants there are screaming inside your brain and dividing your attention, the more peace and satisfaction will be left for what you already have.

You're supposed to be a hunter bro, does a lion cry like a bitch when a target gets away? Nah, it just turns around and takes down the next closest target. Get your head out of your pussy and tackle the next bitch you see. If you fail that time then put the nitrogen mask on.

First off, fuck the thot, I just got over my relationship of 3 years in 4 months, you can do it too. Go to trade school when this shit is over and fix your life. STEM is for big brain fags and hopeful morons, you can get a decent job and live comfortably. The fight isn’t over yet OP, get back up.

So what do you do in a throw away society where humans aren't valued either as people or for what they can do, thus leaving you immutably alone and devoid of social intimacy?

I'd rather jump off of a cliff than trust another human being.

if you suicide, society wins.

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Do you think only 1 percent of people live with comfortable housing, food and internet access?

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If you can't beat them join them. Then beat the team by beating yourself.

saved.

Don’t do it

I don't think you actually read the comment.

You think your life is hard ? Tell that to the millions of african kids eating dung beatles and inflated tires on a daily basis.

>You think your life is hard ? Tell that to the millions of african kids eating dung beatles and inflated tires on a daily basis.
Not hard. Futile and pointless, with little to strive for.

next life might be shittier

Honestly I'm baffled by this post. I know it's exaggerated but at the same time one of the most retarded things I've ever seen.

Could you imagine if you believed over 7.4 billion fucking people in the world weren't 1st-world enabled?

Have you ever considered living off grid out of someones shed in a rural area and just living as a wild man? It's truly fulfilling.

Probably more ennui than hard.

This is standard practice where I live

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