Risk Thread V3
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Risk Thread V3
Gays to fill in georgia
Niggerland's back to take that union territory. Love that sweet radiation.
For the glory of the Haze League Empire, I shall roll to conquer the rest of the 20 territories in Iowa!
pink goes west
+5 for Purple Haze. Rolling for more!
HH Ellen now attempts to flood SE Texas with legal weed from Colorado starts filling in gaps
reroll
Roll for drug empire
op in last thread, purple haze accerted
carry on in my place
The Mississippian League and Purple Haze are hereby unified as the HAZE LEAGUE EMPIRE
OP please make any necessary modifications on the map
+8 Gays
+12 Niggerland
+5 Haze League
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Bruh pornhub.com/gay leader here, why? North east is a ghost town. We filling in Georgia and going north!
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HH Ellen was wrong and this is jimson weed oh fuck
idk let's jkust take more land
Only 15 more. Rerolling THIS!
Rolling for days
OP, you know what to do
gays go north then
Niggerland to keep gobblin up that union territory.
Roll
Advance gay agenda north on the coast with our reconversion therapy and more penis inspection days
Fuckin hellRoll
rolling
Let's conquer the rest of Iowa, then move to South Dakota, North Dakota and Minnesota!
Roll up on cops blaring music
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Roll down window
rip no quads
Gay reroll
rero
deal
reroll. I want my irradiated 40 acres and a 3-headed mule.
Gotcha.
+8 for Haze League
>12 new posts
+5 Pornhub
Ask cop for directions
You hear that, OP? Those states SHALL BE OURS!
The Mormon empire is victorious once again.
Moving to grab all of Oregon
Cop says Ellen seems high
reroll
Ellen floors it
Rolling for nuke. HLE needs to destroy something
Evading arrest and dui Ellen grabs gun from under seat
rere gays take north
Aaaahhhhh! Gays redirect our cum supply north! I Do not engage with HLE yet! We need the DC fags for reenforcements!
I repeat DISENGAGE and head north!
White Savior East
Ellen forgot to load gun grabs pipe instead
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Ladidada White Savior West
Ellen is out of drugs and low on gas
WDYM DO NOT ENGAGE WITH HLE???
WE JUST WANT THE NORTHEN TERRITORY!
White savior west please
Also, +5. ONLY 10 MORE
Roll for excuse to tell cops
gays go north
If the gay rp is too much I can tone it down...
Reroll for gays to go north
I don't know what's going on here.
gay north now
White savior west. We shall perservere
Rerolling to capture the rest of the 10 territories in Iowa
HH Ellen says accelerator pedal got stuck under floor mat cop asks to hit pipe cause everyone smokes meth in East texas
White savior west ladidadida
Light Green in St. Paul
We'll be 'Green Eggs and Flan'
White savior moves south. HH
HH Ellen continues aimlessly filling in se Texas with new drug network connections
rering
Roll
White savior moving north
We just want South Dakota, North Dakota And Minnesota. Please do not attack us, our plans are not in the south or nowhere near your territory.
Signed,
Purple Haze Leader, Vice-Leader of the Haze League Empire
Come on Niggerland, gotta finish off those damn unions!
As in do not aggressively invade. We still have racist poop and blood on our dicks from fucking the confeds. We need fresh young cock from DC before any hostile engagements.
We like PP friction not Border Friction
And gays go north
gays fill georgia
Purple haZe to expand into northern Illinois
+5 HH Ellen
+5 White Savior
White savior westward expansion
reroll
We wuz kangs!
GE+F moves north
HH ellen sees news story on Facebook that Mormons are chomos advances on largest foe
White Savior Westward expansion HH
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We appreciate the respect. We do not want to go at war with anyone here, we're trying to invade empty spaces.
Signed,
Purple Haze Leader, Vice-Leader of the Haze League Empire
Roll