Thinking about being a cd and getting fucked in my ass

then fuck off

Just reversed searched and found out it is Ella Hollywood
Don't have an ass pic

fucking yourself in the ass with a CD is going to hurt like hell.

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Hygiene is most important part

>at a bar with friends
>drinking
>having a good time
>go to bar to order another drink
>it approaches
>5 foot tall
>200+ pounds
>skin like a beige orange peel
>makeup done by a rodeo clown
>thick glasses
>stubble still visible through thick layer of makeup
>"want to buy me a drink?"
>sounds like a gross fat nerd trying to sound like a girl
>tell it that's not a thing I do
>it gets pissed
>bartender sets my drink down
>it grabs it
>throws the drink in my face
>bartender stunned
>fuck this thing
>deck it squarely in its double chin
>it drops to the floor and cries
>I order another drink
>return to table of friends

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Nice lol
Why did it approach you? Did it think you were in his league

Troon

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Been wearing my sisters clothes full time for a while now, gotten a lot closer since I started hrt. Haven’t been bred because I never leave the house and never had a bf, but once in a while she’ll put a finger back there and tease me a little until she gets bored. I wish I could get more but all I ever get is a finger sometimes. a gal can dream tho. Anyway, my advice is to make sure you have someone who loves you, even if they’re not a bf or anything bc life can be sad sometimes

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I'd love you user
How old are you?
And where you from?

Wait your sister is dressing you up having you take hrt and fingering you???

what is that

woah woah what’s with all the personal questions? you sure know how to start a convo :| what’s there to love anyhow?

not every day, don’t say it like that

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I have no idea. We were there for an hour easy before it happened. I guarantee we would have noticed that train wreck. I guess it just walked in and asked the first guy it saw. It laid on the floor then moped at the bar for like 15 minutes then stormed out.

I know that it's sarcasm and I'm on b for a reason m8
I'm not here because I REALLY am not an outcast

A human being who wants love and likewise, I'd like to be loved
But it's never that simple though
Too many things that get in the way of love but I'd love you user

Hugs, kisses, cuddles, poems

You want to be a compact disc? They're kinda obsolete now, aren't they?

Stop lying, you smashed didn't you? Lmao

I’m lonely too user. It’s okay, that’s why we are here right?

What’s getting in the way if you finding love? I’m sure there’s lots of girls who want your hugs and cuddles and poems T_T

I wouldn't have fucked it with your dick. It looked like the sort of guy you'd see loitering in Game Stop in drag.

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Yeah
Not an ideal substitute for actual socializing but it's something I guess

Things in and out of my control, myself and lots of other reasons
Life just being complex, subtle and not black and white

My personality, being misunderstood, not having been born with an awesome personality, raised by weak parents, cut off from society, life was only school and home, trying to become better, women having options and free will meaning almost always no, not knowing where to meet em, lack of experience and it goes on and on cause life is complex as hell

Life also not being that simple either

If you’re mentally ill go see a doctor.