New YLYL

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>asking for laughjokes.org content

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Finally

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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why are you the way that you are?

is that fucking bam margera

based and autism pilled

submit

that was a shit story

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le boss bebe

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Everytime I see this pic, I think it is too.

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Lost

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You're fucking hilarious.

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Where's the funny part?
To me it sounds like your sister is still doing bettter than you.
This was uncomfortable to read

What does dilating mean?

imagine thinking this is funny
in 2020

baby mice

When a man gets gender reassignment surgery, he has to "dilate" his artificial vagina by inserting cylindrical objects into it for long intervals.

This is because his new "vagina" is essentially a gaping wound that the body is attempting to heal.

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