When's the last time you had sex?

when's the last time you had sex?

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Just got done

Just under three years.

Its been about a week.
With everyone home non stop, wife is usually so pissed off and stressed by the time the kids are in bed that theres no mood for nookie.

2 fucking weeks
my GF lives on the other side of the town and I cannot get there due to this Chinese Bat Aids

What stops you specifically? Just curious

2days

5yrs ago today.

Does getting fingered by your dyke sister count? bc all the girls on the trap threads say I’m a total virgin :|

I don't remember cause the last couple of times was with some random women whomst had bad hygiene that turned me off like a Tesla.
I couldn't say the exact date, but I'm guessing a couple months ago?

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Couple of days ago, this quarantine has been a godsend

2005. Molested by my uncle when I was 8-10. Am fat landwhale now with anxiety issues. I’ll never b loved.

>Am fat landwhale now with anxiety issues.
You can't change what happened and you have my genuine sympathy. However you can get in shape.

Over a month, got stuck in my home town because of Corona. Gf still lives in City, in a house with mostly lads. I've pretty much accepted that I'm gonna be cucked before this is all over

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>fat landwhale wiry anxiety

Oh believe me honey there’s plenty out there for you

Valentine's Day 2014.

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This

Late 2017.

>"I've pretty much accepted that I'm gonna be cucked before this is all over."
Are you kidding me?
Let's just hope she isn't pregnant by now with their triplets, you unrelentless homosex.
I wish I can choke end you straight to the pits.

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3 weeks.

My wiife delivered our baby a week ago.

I have 5 weeks before I can fuck her again

She's begging for anal, actually, but since she had a c-section even that is a bad idea.

Grrrrrrrrrrr

Ya got a free baby, dontcha?

Your uncle loved you

>She's begging for anal, actually, but since she had a c-section even that is a bad idea.
DON'T DO IT.

Been 3 years since sex.
About 2 since any physical interaction.
Luckily most other people are dry atm

Care to elaborate?
I'm just curious.

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A buddy of mine ended up ripping open the stitches of his wife's c-section. Unironically traumatized both of them.

i did a 5 year stint then fucked the first thing that moved from bumble, i couldnt cum she used to be fat and now is skinnier and has a lof of flab but i kept hard with my Yas Forums training just couldnt cum she was even on the pill

but those flabs man not too much just enough to not let me cum

4 weeks.....and its pissing me off.

I use tinder on meeting local girls but now that everyone is home I cant meet anyone for some fucky fucky. They are all home with family and their family doesn't leave.

3 days ago. I met a 5/10 chubby desperate girl on tinder a few months ago, weve been hooking up every weekend so she can milk my cock with her mouth. Last weekend we tried anal and the freak loves it.