Best advice for 18 year olds:

best advice for 18 year olds:

go to college for 8 years, take out hundreds of thousands of dollars in student loans and live like a king. Then the day you graduate with your degree, buy a one way ticket to a nice asian country like Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, Thailand, China, Indonesia, etc, and get a high paying job. Do not pay a single penny towards your student loan debts because in Asia, people don't give a shit about credit scores.

Congrats, you just fucked over the system and came out a winner. Fuck the bullshit price of college in America. Leave and don't pay a single fucking penny back towards those bullshit student debt loans.

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American education is also super valuable in other countries. Might have to work out visa shit tho.

visa shit is easy as fuck, especially if you are highly educated.

You can live like a god in Asia

WHy dont they care about credit scores? That sounds like total bullshit. Every country cares about credit scores.

dude in Asia they don't really give a fuck.

Like if i have a bad credit score in America because i never paid back 500,000 in student loans, guess what? I can still move to Thailand, get a good job, and rent an apartment, and nobody will give a shit about my bad credit score in America.

Sucks to be a retarded American who is too stupid and cowardly to LEAVE the country.

inb4 you get arrested. If what you're saying is actually true every american would be moving abroad after college immediately you huge retard. Most westerners would love to live in an exotic country

Why do you think anyone in Japan or China would want to give you a job

hey retard, you cannot be arrested for not paying debt. FUCK YOU!

Also, countries outside of America aren't fascist police-states either. Stop projecting your own fascist mentality you american piece of shit. God you make me fucking embarassed to be an American.

Uh, i've had people in China offering to pay me 20 dollars an hour and that is knowing that i have no college degree. If i have a college degree, they offer 30 dollars an hour.

No American company ever offered me 15 an hour. So fuck America, if China will pay me good money then i'll work for a Chinese company

jesus why are you americans such stupid fucks? You are all such braindead trash. This is why you can't handle life outside of America, because outside of America people are human beings instead of lifeless, soul-less robots like you evil Americans

>You can live like a god in Asia
This. American, even slightly educated, and mildly better looking than ~50% of the other guys? Yeah, you're gonna be drowning in pussy

But you can never come home.

>I can still move to Thailand
Why haven't you yet?
>dude just trust me

a white American male is a god in Asia and can fuck any girl he wants

American, In Philippines. Can confirm it is the same here.

Definitely not garbage b8

Especially if he is rich
He may hold more power than actual government officials

why would i want to go back to America, a shit-hole fascist police state full of niggers?

Also, yes you CAN come back to America, you just can't ever buy or rent, or probably have a job either. So in America you are effectively forced to be homeless.

Fuck you Americans, i'll go work in China and make 5000 USD a month, which allows me to live an upper-class rich lifestyle in China.

Stay mad you white trash subhuman American mutts.

indeed. Asia is heaven on earth for white men.

sounds like this faggot doesn't have a passport. No Asian pussy for you.

This advice, to intentionally defraud lenders, is advice to cheat the system. Robbing banks is a way to cheat the system too. Has downsides.

you are garbage, you fucking trash piece of shit American. I am so happy watching your economy crash and watching americans commit suicide. Seriously, kill yourself, the whole world fucking HATES Americans.

I am so ashamed to be an American.

ur dumb. underdeveloped countries like that "dont care about credit score" because theres virtually no lending outside of the very wealthy. so, enjoy renting everything your whole life I guess.

I hope you're not implying 30/hr is good money.

>be in China
>wake up at 4 a.m. and hop on scooter to ride to work at factory with horrible working conditions
>stop by a street vendor and get a bowl of cat meat and moldy veggies cooked in recycled sewer oil for breakfast
>be watched by hundreds of cameras with face-recognizing software, monitoring every move and associating it with a personal file
>make my way through the crowded streets, avoiding the typical handful of cannibals and other crazies
>almost get hit by a truck driver who's fallen asleep at the wheel
>finally make it to work, make rubber ducks for 14 hours
>receive monthly paycheck equivalent to a day's work in an American minimum wage job
>scooter back to apartment
>have to take the stairs up to the 18th floor since the elevator fell and killed eleven people again
>heat up mom's cricket soup for the third night in a row
>turn on TV, but nothing but government propaganda is on
>try to visit a few favorite websites, but find that the state blocked them
>climb into bed
>"ahh it sure is nice not being an American"

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yea most americans don't even have a passport. What fucking low-class trashy losers, LOL.

Most Americans are too stupid to handle life outside of America.

Yea but they abolished debt prisons like 300 years ago. You CANNOT go to jail for unpaid debts.

Kill yourself you retarded American faggot.

who cares, you idiot? I can get a nice apartment, tons of extra money, and can fuck any asian chick i want. Life in Asia is heaven on earth IF you are a WHITE MALE.

lel. ya. that poster has the mind of a child, clearly.

Except you live in fucking Asia now?

>Every country cares about credit scores.

Dude, no. Just no. Here in central Europe, nothing like credit score even exist at all.

Not more power. They'll leave you the fuck alone and more often, elected officials will go out of their way to be your friend. Having a white friend is status symbol. Asians hate niggers

yea that's the LOWER CLASS CHINESE people.

White expats in Asia are treated like royalty.

If you're black, no. In Asia they are openly racist towards black people. But if you are white skinned, you are a god.

dont feed the underage troll

sage goes in all fields

You don't get how it works overseas.

Kek this guy reads like a vietnamese cuck upset because a white guy stole his gf

You forgot the part about cutting slits in your jeans so you can poop in the street without dropping your pants all the way

> Asians hate niggers
:(
I thought Japanese liked us

So there is large amounts of readily available consumer credit in Thailand huh? lol

Sorry to break it to ya bud but the vast majority of chinese people are considered very poor. Even the wealthy have to deal with thier bullshit and you are born into wealth there. It's not a fucking meritocracy lol

My thoughts exactly, getting into crazy debt for 30$ an hour is stupid. Learn a trade and do that.

No. can confirm. my business partner is taiwanese. he was absolutely horrified to see that the building he bought is in nigger town.

he didnt understand. hes was like what do you do about bracks?

>your economy
>I am so ashamed to be an American.
Pick one, yellowlarp

>cat meat and moldy veggies cooked in recycled sewer oil
The worst part is this is actually more common than you'd expect

No you illiterate fuck. It's a cash system and if you're white, you are automatically more qualified than everyone else with the same credentials. I knew a British guy in the Philippines who was the dean of a college for almost a decade and it turned out he wasn't even qualified to hold the job. This is the correct form of affirmative action, he did his job so well they didn't check his shit out for years.

No one like niggers nigger

Am i still a nigger if i have a job? it isnt some minimum wage job but it isnt glamorous either