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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Lost. Damn right wingers are stupid
Was this supposed to be funny?
Newfag.
Boomp*
XDDDDD
The absolute state of bongland...
>Ἴσθι ἐγὼ
>ιζ' τότε
>Γύννις Ἀβδηρίτης μὴ δυνάμενος συνευνασθῆναι παρὰ πάντα βίον
>Παθολογικὸς φόβος κορῶν ἀπὸ διδασκαλείων, ὅτε δὴ γύναιόν τι τῶν φρενῶν με ἐξέστησε
>Ἔχων νεωτέραν ἀδελφήν, ἦν δὲ τηνίκα ιϛ'
>Ἐκμανῶς δὲ ἡ ἀδελφή μου ἔχει τῶν παιδικῶν, γλίχεται συνεκβῆναί τινι
>Ἀπαγγέλλει ὅτι «συμφοιτῴη τινί»
>Πατήρ τε κἀγὼ ἄρχετον ξυμβουλευομένω ὅπως καταβάλητον τὸν νόθον
>Προϊόντων ἡμερῶν, εἰσφέρει τὸν ἄνθρωπον οἴκαδε
>Μέγας τε ἰσχνὸς καὶ μελάγχρους ὑάλω ταῖν ὀψέοιν προὐχόμενος
>Φαίνεται ἀμηχανῶν
>Πατήρ τε κἀγὼ καθίσαντε λέγετον αὐτῷ ὅτι «ἐς δικαστήριον ἐσήχθη»
>Συζητοῦμεν ὀλίγων λεπτῶν
>Σφὼ ἐξέρχεσθον
>Πατήρ φησί μοι ὅτι «οὐκ ἐπὶ πολὺ ἔσται»
>Κάσις οἶκόνδε ἐπανέρχεται
>Ἀγγέλλει ὅτι «κῶμος» εἴη
>Ἀμφὶ δὲ ἑβδομάδα ὕστερον, κασιγνήτη λέγει μοι τὸν φίλον αὐτῆς πρὸ τοῦ κόρῃ πανδιδακτηρίου συμφοιτᾶν
>Ἀδημονεῖ ὅτι τὴν πανδιδακτηρίου κόρην λάθρᾳ ἀναλαβεῖν ἐθέλει
>Περὶ δὲ ἑβδομάδα ἔπειτα ὠτακουστῶ διάλεξιν μητρὸς πρὸς κάσιν
>«Ἀπολέλυσθον»
>γέλω.κατεχέμεν.πειραόμενος.jpg
>Λέγω τῷ πατρί μου τοῦτο
>Γελᾷ ἀκρατῶς
>Τοὐμὸν πρόσωπον ὅτε πατὴρ προείδετο ἀκριβῶς τῆς αὑτοῦ κόρην τὴν πρώτην φιλίαν ὡς ἀποβήσεται
Story?
absolutely horrifying translation to ancient greek, whoever made this should be put to eternal sleep. but probably it was just deepl doing its bet.
How far on the spectrum are you?
This shit gets posted in every fucking ylyl thread. It's garbage
That's a real good challenge for niggers. Hope it goes viral.
It's a cry for help from the various ylyl trolls that embarrass themselves on a daily basis here.
autistic/10
Idf (Israeli defense force) requires 2 years of military service after high school. This includes the mentally disabled so they have an entire brigade for them and they literally sit around doing nothing important.
That can't be real
WTF are you talking about?
thicc boii
i want to eat cockodile
how does a croco cock taste like?
Lol
It was. He fought it and won I think tho.
Conscription applies to everyone. The mentally disabled as well. Instead of putting them through military training they do civil service and get to experience labor, teamwork and a feeling of purpose and worth. It's pretty wholesome actually.
ROFLCOPTER LOLOLO all this is missing is a rage comic representing the situation
lost
forgot the
Oh it's this guy again ... yawn. In a few days this homo will go away for a while.
fuck homos
heil hitler
gass them ALL!
oh it's real. It's real son.
that's the plan
Never had alligator? It's like white meat chicken mixed with fish without any fish taste. It's not bad really.
been here all week sweaty :3 mwah !
do you not know how to pronounce the word "rapier"? it's not rap-i-er, it's ra-pier
Probably then cited him for possessing a deadly weapon when they found a used plastic spoon among the litter
Newfag inbound. Lurk more retard
that only people with autism will find your shitpost funny, because it will give them a feeling of intellectual superiority because they feel like only they get the joke, while even a retard would understand it. i hope it's not your OC which you keep reposting in every YLYL, but if so, i wish you to get well soon.
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