ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH, ETC

did a photosession with a 20yo blonde this weekend, while wifey was out of town. regret not fucking her, i think it was within reach

Story

What kind of photos were you taking?

I take advantage of Yas Forums posts to run a certain subreddit.
>zero effort, skyrocketing karma

She wasn’t conscious. Lol

Known her since middle school. Been to every big event in her life. Been there for every bad break-up. Followed her to a first job at McDonalds and a second job where we work now. A close friend of hers in HS I guess noticed I had a thing for her and told me, “You know we have a pact to not date each other’s ex’s right?” Broke up and we eventually lost touch with the friend.

After we graduated she started leading me on. Little gestures and words here and there, but I could tell I was essentially her back-up. Things like, “wouldn’t it be funny if we ended up married?” or “if you were driving that Infiniti this would be a date instead. Haha.” Really fucked with my head and pissed me off.

Few months ago our boss/friend invites the work crew to his lake house. Most of the crew is old people so only like four of us show up. Drive over to pick her up and about go slack-jawed. For clarification, this girl would look stupid hot in a potato sack, so in booty shorts and a midriff shirt it was just unfair to me. We get there, start drinking and swimming and cutting up.

By early evening trashed but I’ve been a bitch and am only tipsy. Play a game of Heads Up and everyone starts to spread out. We’re here for two more nights so sleep is acceptable. Have to catch her when she stands up and everyone’s looking at us. Pick her up and tell them I got her. Pick her up in my arms and carry her to one of the bedrooms to set her on the bed. She’s drunkenly fumbling with her shorts buckle so I help her unbuckle. While I’m shimmying them down her legs she says “You’re so good to me” and keeps repeating ‘I love you’ in a whisper. Help her get her shirt off so she’s down to her swimsuit. As I’m trying to tell her to lay back she puts her lips to mine. Her tongue brute forces past my lips and begins the sloppiest kiss I’ve ever had.

Ran out of room

That's not social distancing

that's actually reality distancing. he was just fantasizing.

It is if I live with all of them anyway

What happened to the dude who was "almost" porking his daughter? Did he get v& yet?

I self mutilate with fag sex.

When depressed I post my ass for use online. I do it to hurt myself as fag sex does nothing for me but I may as well make some dudes day.

The worst was about 10 years ago when I was close to suicide. I lost mt job ans spent 2 months drunk and being used by guys from craigist.

Always used protection and always on the bottom.

Dry cum a few times but that just fueled the hate more.

Fag in deep denial. You have serious issues. Seek help.

I sucked my gay teachers cock to graduate hs. He told me it was the only way hed change my grade. Reported that i saw him with a student. Apparently i wasnt the only student “failing” his class that he did this to. He an hero’d a week later when shit was hitting the fan. I enjoyed it. He had a nice cock. Am straight tho

She seems excited and after a few minutes I’m almost secondhand drunk from all the bourbon she drank. Feel her hand cup my dick and start fumbling with the ties on my swim trunks. After a minute of her trying to unbuckle my swim trunks that don’t have a buckle I pull them down. She says the line everywoman in history has said about how big it is to every man and takes me into her mouth. Thought I’d be in heaven but it’s sloppy, occasionally toothy, and I don’t want her to puke. Take off her swim top/bottoms, lay her back and tell her to relax.

Stare at her pussy for a bit because I’m used to roast beef lips. Honestly didn’t know one could be as tidy as this one. Suddenly people calling it a clam makes sense. I five in tongue first and start drawing the number line like I’m Count von Count. Ah ah ah.

She’s squirming and tipping and carrying on. Watch her hands traveling up and down her body, jiggling her tits when she bumps them. It’s magic until she sits up, about taking my head off to puke on the floor and collapses back on the bed. Call her name, shake her a bit but she’s out.

I’m pissed, about seeing red, and trying to reason with myself. Years of pent up frustration win and I pull her up so her heads on the pillow. Push her legs apart a bit, rub my dick along her pussy lips with a little spit for good luck, and start the long journey. I realize pretty quickly how awkward it is when muscles are relaxed and she’s not offering resistance. Few adjustments and a few minutes later and I’m able to push the head in. From breaking ground to bottomed out doesn’t take long either. After a quick break I’m off to the races. Despite how sexually active I know she has been in the past, it’s tighter than I thought possible. Soccer been paying dividends for her. Have my fun feeling every inch of her body, alternating slow long strokes with short pounding strokes.

Out of room deux

Faggot.

go on...

:)

Almost lose it but stopping and focus bring me back down. Bring her leg up around me and rotate her on my dick onto her side. Spend some time pounding the stuffing out of her, get a few groans and grumbles but she still seems pretty well out. Pull out and lay down to spoon up behind her. Slide back in, work an arm under her to cup her right breast and lay there a bit. But of doubt and concern happen but those are pushed out of my mind by her hipbones. They’re prominent and her tummy is tight and I’m turned on again. Right tit in hand, I hold her left hip bone in the other and start pounding the stuffing out of her. It isn’t long before that warm feeling spreads through my crotch. Wasn’t sure what her birth control situation was at the time, but looking at her in that moment all I could think is that I wanted to breed her. Hold onto her hip tight, pelvis to butt trying to sink further in and explode. I drain my life force into her belly and when it feels like I should be done I keep going. I stopped, panting for air thinking I could rest, before another wave washed over me and I fired off a few more shots. Put my head onto the bed and fell asleep inside of her before I could lose my erection.

Next morning the world is confusing and I’m groggy as fuck. She’s sitting up hugging her knees. In an instant the night before floods back and I sit up with her. “D-di-... Were we... together last night?” “Yeah.” She paused for a bit and I my mind was racing for lies or excuses. “I’m sorry I don’t remember it.” Instantly I melted and hugged her. We talked for an hour or so before a delayed encore that she could enjoy this time. Part of me feels bad, but part of me feels it’s what she has wanted and what I deserved.

The last few months we’ve lived together have been a fantasy come alive. She is a freak in bed and we do some really risqué shit in public, but even more than that she feels right to be with. I think I can live with it.

Great story m8 really enjoyed it

>we do some really risqué shit in public
What kind of shit?

I’ve fucked a few asian ladyboys. No one knows.

Seconded, great story, thanks for the share

Lost my virginity to some gay guy in his late 30s when I was 14. He would buy me a lot of stuff probably cause he didn't want me to tell on him. Continued on for like a year ish or so and never really heard from him again.