Be in China

>be in China
>wake up at 4 a.m. and hop on scooter to ride to work at factory with horrible working conditions
>stop by a street vendor and get a bowl of cat meat and moldy veggies cooked in recycled sewer oil for breakfast
>be watched by hundreds of cameras with face-recognizing software, monitoring every move and associating it with a personal file
>make my way through the crowded streets, avoiding the typical handful of cannibals and other crazies
>almost get hit by a truck driver who's fallen asleep at the wheel
>finally make it to work, make rubber ducks for 14 hours
>receive monthly paycheck equivalent to a day's work in an American minimum wage job
>scooter back to apartment
>have to take the stairs up to the 18th floor since the elevator fell and killed eleven people again
>heat up mom's cricket soup for the third night in a row
>turn on TV, but nothing but government propaganda is on
>try to visit a few favorite websites, but find that the state blocked them
>climb into bed
>"ahh it sure is nice not being an American"

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You try decades of daily propaganda and not becoming brainwashed. US would intervene, but Nike and Apple and everyone would get pissed

Shouldn't the guy sprudo be a panda, though.

Man i lived in China. Even if I didn’t I would know you were full of shit

White faggot.

I'm actually a nigger but thanks

六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre
反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward
文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution
人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system
民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行
法輪功 Falun Dafa 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗
胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨
獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 肅清 活摘器官
黑社會 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩
台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama
新疆維吾爾自治區
The Хinjiang Uyghur Αutοnοmοus Region 新疆维吾尔自治区

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Nigger faggot.

Coronavirus jokes are almost as viscerally unfunny as trump jokes