Genuinely curious if everyone on this board is some combo of wizard, incel, LARPer, etc...

I only come here when I'm unemployed.
Inb4 always unemployed.

i got laid and got a real job and graduated from wizard status. i guess i'm reverting since i'm here

Coronavirus shut us down. Sure, we have the option for curbside, but the people that actually come here semi-regularly are well-off enough to have stuff at home, and don't want to risk fuck-all. To boot, nobody wants to get takeout fine dining right now. Literally nobody.

Super bored and Reddit is just one of the most retarted places on the planet

I stumbled onto Yas Forums a few months ago because of a Google Image search and have been fascinated by it. I’m consistently amazed by some of the views expressed on this board and pol for that matter.
So yeah, I’m a “productive member of society.” I’m sure if you saw me, you’d call me a Chad and my wife a Stacy, and I’m sure by posting any of this someone will say this is a LARP. But this is a fun outlet when I have some time to kill.
And OP, I agree, that is a nice looking pussy.

I feel like all of the above but I've been pretending to be normal for so long I'm good at it now.

My wife and I are trying to support our locally owned restaurants two to three times a week with takeout. I would consider most of those meals to be on the higher end of dining. How high end of fine dining are you talking about?

>Is anyone here an actual high functioning productive member of society
Ask yourself: what are the odds of running into a functional member of society? 0%?

0% is when you never run into them. This is 2020. There's some math, but it shouldn't take a rocket scientist.

Yas Forums is one of the most popular English languages websites on the internet. people from all walks of life are on here these days. but it's mostly schlubby 20somethings.

This makes more sense than whatever this guy () is on about...

>rhetorical question
>post 2007
>phoneposters
>not rocket science

>not understanding any of this
Evidently, it takes a rocket scientist to figure it out.

We have two Michelin stars, and the usual meal per person, minus wine, is about 100-150 dollars. Our tasting menu is usually around 85, but it's a market price.

I'm in year 1 of CS, pretty sociable guy. I come here for the lulz, occasionally for the traps

Engineer here. Come to Yas Forums for the ylyl for the most part.

Agree, that's a tough market for take-out, especially tasting menus. We're spending about 150-200 a night when we are ordering, but that's including tips at a much higher rate than would be normal.
Hope things return to normal for you soon user.

I work for the court in my town lmao

What is the dumbest/worst way you have ever seen someone waste a truffle? Like a coworker/wannabe chef, not a customer. I'm certain you charged the customer for his stupidity

What type of engineer?

Been on here for over 10 years. Work as a videoproducer and marketeer at a nice tech company. Travel the world to make videos.

Yas Forums is a bit of a relaxed place where you can say whatever the fuck you want without being looked at in a funny way. At the office, some things I'd want to say may lead to meetings with HR.

I had a job up until corona, and I am in school. I'm here because some of the shit that goes down here is a little bit funny

Manage a restaurant.
I'm here for the traps.

im 16 and i wouldnt consider myself edgy or in favor of edgy humor but i just like seeing the funny shit here before its reposted on reddit/twitter/instagram/whatever else

im pretty decently popular in school and i have a scholarship to go to college to get a degree in computer hardware engineering.

not sure if that counts as any of those

Well, we're probably going to reopen when this whole thing goes over, but how much of the staff remains is a toss-up. People have bills to pay, and places with good takeout options need hands. So we might lose some staff from this, unfortunately. But I appreciate you supporting the restaurant industry, truly. Right now our boss says that some people are predicting that around 20% of places won't be able to open again, which is a devastating blow to communities.
Thank you for helping us (the industry) during these hellacious times.

COO Fortune500

Grew up on Yas Forums during Snacks.

Enjoy calculus, retard.

I’m a lawyer. I actually make what most would consider to be a lot of money. I’m here because I’m not that old, I found this site years ago, and I’m bored af. Also, I’ve been working from home for almost a month, so my internal clock is fucked and I can’t seem to sleep at normal times.

TLDR: kinda high functioning but bored.

Porn, guns, and conspiracies baby

The internal clock fuck up is legit. Almost 1am, started my day at 6am with calls. Could have gone to sleep after banging the wife, but looked at my phone and saw two emails that needed a response and now here I am.
What kind of law, user?

How many have you found?

I'm a 21-year-old CS student (3rd year). I've interned at several top companies, including Google and Facebook. I come here when I'm bored and want to vent. Just got banned from a TF2 server because I was picking on the community retard, so I alt+tab'd to Yas Forums and saw this thread.

Civil, first-party. Basically I sue insurance company when they fail to pay their insured claims. Not personal injury.

At 16, you are edgy by design and default. Not your fault. Just stop being "an individual", it's nothing more than cringe-inducing.
You will eventually grow up into a functioning human being once you start spending more time at work than at school. So there's that to look forward to.

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High functioning member? Eh.. I used to go out a lot until I got my second shift job.
Well, a little later into it, I guess, when they shifted our start time from 3 to 5. It make a huge difference in my sleep schedule. I've recently decided to put myself back into the 3 o clock slot and now never stay later than 1, whereas it used to be. I can actually wake up around noon on the weekends and do something during daylight hours.

No friends right now.. They fucked me over bad and I've become very cautious about who I decide to be friends with now.

I have a girlfriend and we're pretty much our only friends. We were slowly getting our shit together before this Covid blast hit and man, it's really fucking with me emotionally.

So, high functioning? Not really. I do support myself. Never asked for government assistance. I pay my taxes, contribute a matched 6% to my 401k, started saving cash, have my own car, and have only ever gone to a salvation army for their food pantry when I was a poor young lad. So, the only burden I've even been to society is asking taking some food donations.

Thing is, I don't really want to be part of society. Society is crazy, greedy, violent. I only want very few people in my life.

I come on Yas Forums because I get bored at night when my girlfriend is sleeping. Even then.. Not for very long. FG/IG social. Cuck. Shouldnt share. Trap. Same rekt. Dick rate. Tribute. Blacked. It's all the same fucking shit on a loop, and they're all lies.

I’m shy and introverted but pretty smart, and quite charming and funny if you get to know me. Just get anxious in large groups (especially people I don’t know well).

So anyway, I was always a bit of a social outcast, probably on my way to being a wizard. But luckily my career went well, and at the same time, found a girl who miraculously is hot but also introverted and totally gets me.

Now I make a quarter million a year doing a job I love, with a wife who’s doting and sweet but also smoking hot.

So, objectively, my life is going pretty fucking well, but I still identify more with you weirdos.

Define high functioning. I am employed, educated, married, and self sufficient at present with no drug addictions or major mental illness issues or other health problems.

Define functioning? I have a job, a car and apartment. Not much of a social life, im fat and douse myself in cologne to hide my poor hygiene. I can actually talk to girls well enough but im fat so there not much of a point in pursuing. Im immature, watch more toons/anime than mainatream shit. Where on the sperg spectrum do i fall?

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As an aside, not sure if you’re experiencing this, but my wife is now working from home too. First week was cool, everyday I got laid. Then it became a kind of nightmare. She’s actually hot, but damn does fucking get boring and repetitive when you don’t leave the house.

I mean if you lost weight a took the occasional shower, you'd probably been a lot happier.