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which one and why

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Yellow, knowledge is power.

PURPLE.

I have hated Entropy since I was a child. Not even fucking kidding.

I choose pink because immortality is better than all the other combined, and nothing says I can't charge people money on top of that lifespan.

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You help others achieve their dreams, and can do so for profit.

You have functional immortality, in a functioning world, and it has an off switch for when you're tired of living forever.

Wonderful.

It's IQ, not knowledge you dense sack of termites.

Non because gay

yellow easily, anything over about 200 is basically immeasurable so i could figure out how to do all the others with ease.

Welp, OP hate thread now, quads confirms it.

You literally stole my quads on another thread kys

why would ya not pick pink

Lmao first time gettin quads

Purple and pink both sound good. I hate entropy but also like taking advantage of--err...granting wishes.

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Blue

Every other choice has too high of a price. But 1440 minutes a year of telepathy used as I see fit?

5 minutes here... 10 minutes there...

Thats opens a whole world of possibilities. High stakes gambling, insider trading, getting pussy...

kek. also pink, you can pretty much get everything else given the time.

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Purple. Provided, I can choose which parts of the universe I reverse entropy. I can reverse aging and turn back time, which if leverage properly would give me the same power as Blue, Green and Pink with none of the downsides.

because it means you can still die against your will
it just states you can take 1/8th remaining life and add to your own. nothing stopping you from getting sick and dying, getting in a crash and dying, some random schizo shooting you to death, etc. imagine accumulating 10000 years of life only to die to a kid trying to get cred with a gang

Purple, easily.

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>orange

research inmortality first

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Pink
Find a noble martyr that desires extremely contagious airborne Tay-Sachs.
My job is done

No real reason to pick red yellow
Blue has some serious merit if one can be patient and properly play their people game right.
Green is an anarchist tool. Just crashing the world would render all governments useless after a while. Any new ones that pop up can be victimized. Odd specific use I guess.
Orange is a wild card. Magic could be closer to absolute power and infinity or something lame like being an actual magician pulling card tricks.
Purple is like magic only grounded in actual laws of the universe.
Grey is a lose. Genetically, intelligence isnt required for an organism to be successful. Imagine going to your Island resort and turning into a tree or some shit.
Pink is good. Being able to satan summon stuff for others is already broken; you can get anything from anyone in exchange. Getting 1/8th their remaining life is just a bonus.

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Yellow
If nothing else I can put the intitials ASS next to my high score after the test

Pink sounds a lot like it came out of a manga. Its fun to toy with people who don't know any better while you sit with your infinite wisdom and watch the tragedy play out. I pick pink.
IQ is a fraud. Don't pick yellow. Hell even red might be a better choice. That could make for an interesting hentai plot. Grey is like a scifi plot and blue might be cool as a concept for a oneshot.

Kek

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Orange
Volcel already

yellow you get all other skills anyway

This

>choose pink
>give best bro power of pink plus immortality
>he gives me immortality
>y'all stupid

What a simpleton, with yellow or grey you could get all of these and more probably...

Purple is the only good answer. Not because I want to change the past but because all the other ones are shit. Who cares how good you are at sex? Reading minds wont get you too far. IQ is bullshit. Inflation. I've already lost my virginity. Define perfect organism. How do you measure 1/8th of a person's life? How do you take that from them?
Entropy reversal could end up helping the world. I'd go to Neil DeGrasse Tyson and see if he'd help make the world a better place. Or if he'd be willing to give me ideas.

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I agree.