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Nig nog
Gimme grog

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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The average American, kek

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This post is dubs.

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That carton is clearly closed and I only drink chocolate milk. If you spilled my chocolate milk I'd rip off your face, pin your face to my face, and let you look into your own narcissistic eyes as I slowly raped you to death.

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The right can't meme.

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He does have a fair point.

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OC inbound:

Actual true virus inbound
>be sick
>covid-17 at the time
>beta molecule who can't get infected for the life of himmler
>pathogenical fear of germs since early scholl, when some bite sicked me
>have a younger sickness, covid-16 at this time
>my sickness is human crazy, really wants to sick someone
>announces that she's "sudden acute respiratory syndrome"
>father and I start coofing bloods on how to sick the neighborhood.
>few coronas later, brings the sheltering in place
>long, sickly dude with brown face mask and plastic shield
>delivars door dash containment tacos
>my doctor and I sit down and informer that he's "walked into the emergency room"
>discuss 6 feet apart
>they go essentially out
>bat tells me "pandemic isn't going to last"
>sickness becomes home quaranteen
>social distancing was "funny"
>around a week later, dug mass grave for college girls
>worried that who was phone makes sense
>about a week before, overhear a conversation about population control
>"We're not on lockdown anymore"
>tryingtoholdbackcoughing.jpg
>tell errbody all of this
>agenda 2020 uncontrollably restrictions
>mfw the dead preempted almost why this first epidemic would go downtown to black ppl

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reee

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This meme is actually why Mike Myers hasn't done any new movies. It ousted him he worked for the CIA traveling the world collecting intelligence.

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Lost. Does anyone have the pic or link when this was first posted? The generic nature just gets me every time.

read the file name if you didnt kek

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This one always gets me

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I don't think you understand what you're trying to say

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