Ever since I was 13 I've been catfishing men on various websites by acting like a girl and crushing their dreams...

Da lulz. I can however safely say that people will agree with some fucked up shit with you if you're a woman.

I kind of want to do this too. How do you do it?

Do you ever arrange meet ups then just go and watch them wait for someone who won't show?

ok so basically i became transgender (used to be male) so now i can send them actual nudes of myself and deceive them.

yeah ive done that before but last time i did that i actually knocked the person out and jizzed on their face before they woke up lol

Trump supporters are tranny lovers

I got started on whatsapp which is incredibly dumm, but after that on omegle's mobile version. Now doing it on sites in my native language.
No, that'd be kind of sad. I did get one guy to order me food though.

markiplier

That man was Albert Ein(((stein)))

dude can you stop hijacking and pretending to be me please? this is my thread.

did you ever get any money out of it?

no it was markiplier

Nigga honestly fuck off

Nobody believes you, jew

yeah so this one time i was waiting in a dark alley for him and when he arrived i got my knife out, put it to his throat and went "give me all your money" and he ACTUALLY did lol. i win.

shut the fuck up black man

markiplier

>efficient faggotry

I got lead on one time by someone like you, OP, you nasty little fucker.

>2008, horribly depressed
>Log into Myspace
>New friend request, hmm
>Click her profile, she's this gorgeous blonde
>It wasnt an obvious scam page though, she had mutual acquaintances
>Accept, send a message saying hi
>As I click send, I immediately get a message saying "Hi new friend!"
>We wound up talking for hours, had everything in common
>We talked for about 2 months, every night on AIM
>One night, I tell her I want to meet her
>She says ok
>Meet at the spot we agreed on, she doesnt show
>Go home
>She messages me "Hey, you never showed up!"
>Figure bad communication or something
>She wants to try again
>She tells me to pick a place we can go for a full weekend
>I nearly fell out of my chair
>I tell her my idea for an amazing first date
>Take the ferry to the nearby island
>Rent bicycles
>Pedal around the island
>Stop at the lighthouse
>Watch the sun set
>Coast back down to the only restaurant on the island, get dinner
>Stay overnight, two separate rooms if she'd like, head back the next day
>She loved it
>Day comes
>She doesnt show up
>Check my phone
>She's in the hospital
>Rush back, get to the hospital
>Get to her room, nothing
>Head home, absolutely BTFOd
>She doesnt message me anymore, ghosts all social media

FFW 4 years
>Reach out to a mutual friend
>Turns out it was a joke account another friend had, and they were laughing at me for months

Will you subscribe to my youtube?

youtu.be/Qko8rbhFAWg

And have you ever gotten to give you anything like money or anything else?

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yeah i subscribed bro, very epic content almost better than markiplier, bro

also yes i got a lot of money out of this im actually pretty rich now so i donated a lot of money to the kill-the-trannies foundation

That's really fucked up. I usually leave it at just one chat.

Damn thats a fucking Kamikaze if I've ever seen one. 41%'d yourself just to fuck with coomers?

nobody asked you. you arent OP. i am OP. and i like markiplier A LOT.

yeah bro its epic you should try it. also make sure to watch a lot of markiplier

>I don't consider myself mentally ill
>Thought I was bi
so mentally ill then. +1

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God damn, you guys are fucking autistic. OP here, I fucking disdain Markiplier. Cryaotic on the other hand is the best content creator on YouTube. I'd probably let him throat fuck me honestly.

yeah i agree i am pretty mentally ill.

shut up, stop pretending to be me. i am the real OP and this is MY thread. MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!!!!!!

that being said, i would let markiplier and cryaotic and jacksepticeye throatfuck me all at the same time. and if that doesnt work because their cocks are too big id take marks dicks up my ass, cryaotics dick into my man bobs and jacksepticeyes cock into my mouth

what are you? retarded or something? as if most of us aren't living a haunted life of crushed dreams anyway. Every single fucking hour or every fucking single day I'm haunted by stupid shit i did 2 decades ago, stop this shit

hahaha yesss thats why i am epically trolling, i despise you puny humans!! haha come at me bro!! fight me!! bet you cant!!! weakling!!! hahaha bet you dont even watch markiplier

It was. I was at a very low point prior to that mess. Sadly it wasnt the only time it happened.

>2012
>Moved across the country to start over
>Go on OKC and POF
>Single mom magnet, nothx
>Get a message from a 10/10 redhead, like in OP's pic
>Talk for a few days
>She's huge into gaming, I'm more of a gearhead but we both have a good bit in common
>She sends me a suggestive message
>"I know you want me... How about this, you give me your best shot and if its good enough lets meet tonight"
>Oh fuck it whatever, lets see what happens
>Came up with something original
>She replies "more"
>Ok, I do a little more, nothing sexual though, more like mildly humorous
>She replies "MORE. Make me moan for it."
>Feel like ths train is leaving the rails, give it my best shot
>She replies "Thank you! =D"
>Instantly blocked
>Oh hell no
>Do what Yas Forums taught me from the 07 raid days, dox her
>Her username matched a PSN profile on some Call of Duty forum
>Eventually found her Facebook and blog
>She had a blog dedicated to fucking with guys
>The title of mine was "wow, desperate much?"

I hate people.

too long didnt read, ill watch markiplier instead