Ask a paid troll anything. Yes...

Ask a paid troll anything. Yes, I am getting paid for this thread as well as the numerous slide threads I create every day.

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how much

What's it like being a scum fucking sucking piece of shit?

Let's just say I never have to get a "real" job

Neither do people claiming benefits, aint nothing to be proud of though.

How much fucktard, answer the god damn question?

I know you're bullshitting but who pays you?

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In excess of $40,000 a year
I'm not allowed to say.

how do i join?

Who employs you and what do you do?

I'm not allowed to say who employs me.

What I do is manipulate opinions on Yas Forums, re*dit and a couple other sites by starting conversations that are off-topic or patently false. The more idiots reply, the more I get paid. And business is very, very good.

bump with furry porn

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Yeah right im santa claus then ama

Ah interesting... sounds kind of fun actually. Depending on what the topic is

So your employer has an agenda and you try to get that message out and or attack others with an opposite agenda?

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It's a fucking LARP, you idiots.

Make your own thread dumbass
The name of the game is to prevent people from talking about real issues. Whip people into a frenzy about topics that don't matter.

are you paid by shareblue?

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Do you have an emergency plan in place for that one autistic Yas Forumstard who manages to find physical locations of other anons? I hear that user takes organs as trophies from their hunts & raids.

No, I'm paid by a bank you moron.

Where can I sign up?

I challenge you stupid fuckers to find me. Here's a clue: red

>thinking $40,000 constitutes never having to get a 'real' job

get a real job faggot

You didn't ask me how many hours I work every week.

This is how you troll, sonny

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>You can't say you haven't been warned uwu

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Why Yas Forums? If you subtract people who aren't American, people who are 12, and people who can't be bothered to vote you aren't left with a whole lot. No one is going to change their opinion because of repetitious threads on Yas Forums. It just seems like a lot of effort for not a lot of payoff.

Gotcha, so when a real issue comes up, you try to sidetrack it...? So like if someone attacked trump, you get on there and make it about something else ?

I thought this was a pretending to be someone you're not thread

What do you think?

I never saw that movie.

He doesn't, hence his asking

you haven't asked why I would care to know when you're earning so little

go buy some sweeties with your good for nothing wage and continue filling yourself up with greasy burgers until you die of a heart attack

please mr spiderman...

>sliding Yas Forums
go away

That's what Bloomberg's staffers said, too.

>I'm not allowed to say.
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Oh God... *facepalm*

"I'm paid to troll lolololol".

How can someone be proud of being pathetic daily?