My mom found out that I like to crossdress. She's on her way home right now. I'm literally shaking what am I gonna do...

My mom found out that I like to crossdress. She's on her way home right now. I'm literally shaking what am I gonna do? I just want to run away from home...

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Shoot your mother. Problem solved

post pics

tell her you need some strap on discipline to stay quiet, or you will seduce are her friends husbands. Or just go back to college Alanna.

>pretend like you're sorry and will never do it again
>do whatever it takes for her to believe you
>secretly continue and master your craft
>get to the point where you can flawless impersonate her
>cuck her tricking your dad into sleeping with you
>record it but block your face
>anonymously send her the video and tell her you side with her if she wants to divorce him
>keep doing this with every guy she shows interest in afterwords

O-okay... Will you give me advice?

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she probably doesn’t care

My advice would be run away from home and come live with me, I'll look after a cutie like you

Stale pasta is stale

itt larping faggot

Stroking

better idea:
>pretend like you're sorry and will never do it again
>do whatever it takes for her to believe you
>secretly continue and master your craft
>get to the point where you can flawless impersonate her

>kill her
>hide her death impersonating her with everyone who knew her
>buy a motel far from society
>impersonate your mother until you actually start thinking you're her
>when you're yourself work at the motel, be nice to customers and offer them anything they need during their stay
>when you're your mother order your son to kill everyone
>when you're yourself again execute your mother's orders

>"i'l post pics if you give advice to me"
>"larping"
oh really? what's gonna be your next discovery, that water is wet? for fuck's sake, let him larp (and us with him) and stfu

Tell her to deal with it. Then cross dress all the time. Own it and good luck!

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......>>and blow everyone and record it

What does "you literally shaking" have to do with your mom crossdressing?

This would make a cool movie with a so-so spinoff tv show

Wait, are you the legend?

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my advice is:

-post more pics

-then if you have someone who can host you, run away from home and go there

-go on posting even more pics

ask her if you can wear her panties

How she discovered that?

fuck yes

Blame it on quarantine

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Post feet

yeah, you're right. if only someone thought about this before

Admit your mental illness. Tell her you’re willing to rehab/therapy.

mom found out i crossdress and called me basic bitch

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This isn't OP. This is Allana. OP is a larping faggot nigger lover

stop cross dressing and be a man make your mom proud faggot

Jerk off in front of her and accept you are a pervert

You mean Allen.

Sequels to the movie would probably suck too

This. Waste everyone's time and fail, when at a glance everyone can see you a total bitch. It should make it much hotter when you finally break down and get gangbanged and be happy for the first time in your life.