When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

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1978

5 years ago. Left the insane cunt over a year ago and still haven't got laid. Fuck living in a small town.

Friday. Shit was so cash. Kinda want to do it again already lol.

2015

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Yesterday

almost exactly a year ago. gf was late for a week until she finally got her period but now shes paranoid and doesnt wanna sex. Im the same actually but im ok with it

Been a wizard for over 2 years now.

this morning

Last night. GF lost Hella weight recently and it's like fucking a new woman. Shits cash

Close to a month ago. Quarantine sucks

This

5-ish hours, honestly

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About two and a half years ago when I threw out my cheating ass ex.

How do you cope? Genuinely curious. Do you feel like your life is missing something or do you just get used to it?

Sheesh, when was that girl's birthday? November? I'd say at the end of October. Yeah, she told me she loved me and I was like "Hold up, honey.." We had only knew each other for the month of October. I thought it was understood that it was a sexual fling. Told her I didn't feel the same. Had to let her go. Since then I haven't really felt like seriously trying to fuck someone. Well, I had a crush but I wasn't just trying to fuck. Although she seemed like a freak. Probably could have had a threesome. But then the world ended. Never got her number. She tried to get my instagram but I don't have one.

TL;DR: about 7 months.

Please don't lie my child

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5yrs ago mid week,this week.
Do i miss it?
Yes,and no.
Revel in being not beholden/answerable to anyone.
Life is fucking great,awesome.

See

>!825204226 See my post

Still a virgin, was gonna try to lose it before my birthday this June but due to this whole quarantine shit I doubt that’s gonna happen. Life sucks

half past never amirite?

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didn't read lol

Refer to

2006

Last night.

Why does his body look so old yet so ripped?

>31 year old wizard

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Stop being black and you can get off probation

6 years ago. Then I discovered auto masturbators and asian massage parlors.

Because he's in his 60s

here's him about 10 years earlier

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this dude has been fuckin in the kitchen for 10 years

7 years and I don’t miss the drama at all.