Do you use lotion to fap? Why, why not?

Do you use lotion to fap? Why, why not?
Personally I fap dry. I've never considered lotion and couldn't be fucked with clean up afterwards, should I consider it?

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I've been using olive oil because I've been too broke to buy more proper lube.
Just buy proper lube.

I fap with CBD infused lotion, it seems to make the orgasm more intense.
Also, fap in the shower. Sit down, have water stream not going directly on your dick. Fap with lotion, stand up for easy clean up.

The cleanup sucks, but it does feel better. You also get a soft and silky dick later.

I used to fap dry a lot but started using lubricant because i got friction burn on my dick and the marks it left is permanent

>cutfag problems

See if your momma didn't mutilate your cock you would almost prefer to masturbate dry. Like nature intended.

Uhh..im cut and i can fap dry

Spit is the way my brother

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Cutfag here. I usually go dry, even prefer a dry handjob from my fiancee.

Usually I fap dry. I'll fap just long enough to watch a porn vid so I don't want to have to deal with the clean up when I'm done.
Sometimes though I want to edge/goon for a number of hours. When I do that I'll break out the albolene.

Cut fag, i use precum as lube

Is that you Brad? The weird guy from HS who admitted to everyone he only uses precum and his own spit as lube???

Not him, but what's weird about using precum?

Seems pretty normal to me

Agreed.

>thinking cut can’t fap dry
Guaranteed you’re a foreskin elitist

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I mean.. lubrication is literally the point of precum.

Baby oil. Silky smooth like my hand is a real vagina

Baby oil? To me the smell of it is an absolute boner killer.

have fun explaining to whoever you're fucking how you got bruises on your shaft dryfag

Use precum too. From the moment I think "I'm go fap" until I orgasm that stuff oozes out of my dick like a fucking beast so I'm never in short supply.

This.
I feverishly fapped for days after capturing my wife’s sister nude- lessons learned

Dry usually, last waaaay longer. Or proper lube, not nearly as long but way more intense nut.

I use baby oil, ever since i heard Adam Sandler sing about it like 25 years ago, i switched from lotion to baby oil and never looked back

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Why not use lube?

The brand I have is scent less

>too broke to buy lube
>using olive oil
isn't olive oil at least as much if not more expensive as some basic lube?

>I drive a Nissan
>Why not drive a Mazda?
Fucking shut autistic retard

I'm not buying MORE. Just using what's in the cabinet.

Seriously... And lube sticks longer. 100% could get more faps out of an $8 bottle of lube than $8 worth of olive oil.

Maybe they're a Greek faggot... Greeks love olives.

still don't understand why faggots continue to bring this up to people who are circumcised as if they purposely did it to themselves
its like going up to a person who lost a leg in an accident and saying "see if you hadn't lost that leg you'd be able to walk still!"

why not drive a less shit car? Why not beat your dick a less shit way? I dunno mang

jacking dry is like having only a bike for transportation, your comparison is shit

Your dick stinks dude wtf when you run out gonna start using lard? Aspic? A bit of motor oil?

I was looking for a real answer. Is it cheaper? Better? What?

I jacked with aloe vera a couple times, got really sticky but did the job if you use enough of it

i get urethritis if i use spit, lotions or lubes and i don't know why
i don't jam the shit into my piss hole, always clean up afterwards and usually will take a piss for good measure to make sure nothing is in there.
same thing happens if i let some strange suck my dick, its really annoying because it gives me anxiety thinking i have an std, then ill go get tested and will be negative for everything

Olive oil doesn't have a noticeable smell, and no, by then I'll have enough saved up for some basic Walmart lube.

Coconut oil

Amazon you fucking tardo

Its is actually nicer with baby oil. If you ever got a happy end after a massage you'll know the difference.

>the power of goylem intellect

No card. Long story.

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Coconut oil is the best! Doesn’t taste bad either so can be used as lube for fucking too. Lotion is retarded because it absorbs into the skin too fast.

coconut oil gave me the worst urethritis of all

since i am circumstanced i use tenga eggs

I'm a grower too.

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i use baby oil because a bottle lasts literally for fucking ever, averaging 2-3 faps a day for months it will last sooo long. And there's no handful of sticky lube at the end, there's just not much cleanup besides the fat load but that was going to be part of the cleanup anyway

also you don't have to interrupt your fap to apply more , i mean its oil, you can go like 30 minutes without needing to add more. just don't add TOO much to start or you don't get any friction, but its easy to figure out

>easy to clean up
>lasts forever
>don't have to reapply
>feels amazing

problem is just the smell of baby oil in any context gets me hard, my body is so conditioned to it

Doubtful. The cause was more likely germs.

nice user, im gay too

I use a silicone toy though. Have to use water-based.

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well like i said above, ill use it, take a piss and wash up after and will still get irritated. maybe im just more prone to irritation?

Ah so you're either black or poorfag or child, gtfo ree. Or take your cash to the store and get a gift card like every child.

My foreskin keeps the head moisturised. I still don't understand why people continue to mutilate their boys penis

Poorfag, obviously. That's how this started. I have a re loadable card, but it costs to re-load it. Pointless when the lube is right there on the shelf.