Most (arguably) painless way to commit suicide?

That's dumb. If you're drunk you'll probably fuck it up.

Yeah but I feel like I'd chicken out if I did it sober and someone would come by and try to rescue me

Then you don't really want to do it, pussy.

You are a retarded faggot. If you dOnT hAvE tHe CoUrAgE you're clinging to life and don't actually wanna kill yourself, you're just too much of a pussy to improve your situation

>I don't know if I'd have to courage to do it
now we know you're an attention whore
also tits or gtfo

Don’t do it OP, you’ve probably heard the saying but things will get genuinely better.

You got a lot of cool things to experience in your life

samefag

1 Asphyxia by Butane inhalation
2 Loperamide overdose with Grapefruit juice

Here is my theory:
Many people have died, either:
(a) accidentally ; or
(b) as a deliberate act of pleasurable painless suicide ;
during a specific act of "autoerotic masturbation".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation

I assume the most effective method would be to habitually masturbate with an air-tight plastic bag over your head to restrict breathing:
and as you get more used to doing it, select successively smaller bags that are more effectively sealed around your neck.

The process apparently makes the solitary masturbation more pleasurable due to the reduction of blood oxygen level as you approach orgasm and at some point the bag will be small enough to cause death by asphyxiation when you are experiencing the such heightened pleasure during orgasm that you really don't care about the prospect of possible death.

The following video experiment (which is totally nonsexual) illustrates exactly what the effects of the potentially lethal effects of hypoxia are likely to feel like:
youtube.com/watch?v=DiEJKvbpOF0

We've had this conversation a million times its helium bag on head

fucking this.
genius.

Most train drivers don't give shit and are inconvenienced when they kill a suicidal person. Here's what you do get yourself a pair of step ladders so your ass will be face level with the driver don't eat anything but spicy Mexican food for a few days also don't shit, wear a nacho libre outfit to top it off and present your asshole towards the train while on the step ladder while it comes towards you that should do the trick

Hahahahaha thank you user. That actually made me laugh. I might actually do that

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>2 Loperamide overdose with Grapefruit juice

He said painless you dick. Heart attack isnt painless. OP I hope you're joking dont do it man. To answer your question of morbid curiosity carbon monoxide is the most painless. But again dont do it, I'm not telling you how to do it nor support you or anyone hurting themselves. Just answering a morbid question. Whew there hopefully no v8n

Helium seems like an even better option if it is available. You wont even get the 10-15 minutes of feeling sick with CO and will barely even feel the asphyxiation because the helium will displace your CO2.

Self immolation

Is helium cheap or expensive? Could I just buy a helium balloon or would that be enough?

>Could I just buy a helium balloon
Yes, that's fine.

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Aight, thank you guys.

retud

Dont do it user, shit gets horrible sometimes but you'll pull through and see and do things in future that will make you glad you didnt do it.

Things are going to get better!

Slow hang.
Tightness in faces but no pain.
Fall asleep
Dont wake up.
Just make sure you wont be checked on for a good 10 minites.

your life has meaning user. you can get through this, don't give up just yet.