Hit me with your best green texts and stories. The more degenerate the better
Hit me with your best green texts and stories. The more degenerate the better
Nathaniel Myers
Julian Gomez
Connor Reyes
i'm literally fuckin dying what the hell
Alexander Lewis
sadly I do not have more, but if you do please post them
David Nelson
Brayden Baker
Eli Morales
>Be me about 5 years ago.
>In a really dark place in life
>In and out of the psych ward three times in the past month
>Suicidally horny
>No money
>Fuck it
>Call escort I'd seen previously for "date"
>Go to her hotel room
>Hammer up jacket sleeve, box cutter in one pocket, handcuffs in another
>She answers the door in black lingerie and pink fluffy slippers
>I go into the bathroom to psych myself up
>When I come out, she's on the bed with no panties, beckoning me over to taste it.
>Realize she forgot the golden rule of hooking
>Carefully remove jacket to hide hammer
>Yadda, yadda, yadda
>Dress as quickly as possible
>"user, where did you put the donation?"
>"Er... in the bathroom."
>TROLLFACE.JPG
>GTFO of there.
She's alive because she didn't get the money up front. Pic related, it's from the first time I saw her.
Mason Fisher
What the hell
Wyatt Garcia
You got something to say, faggot?
Kevin Miller
so tornado def has a penis.
Logan Collins
I don't understand half of what you wrote
Zachary Clark
Charles Jenkins
I'm happy to take questions.
Luis Stewart
She didn't ask for money before sex. He wanted to kill her when she asked but now he could get a free fuck. He tells her the money is in the bathroom after fucking her but there is none. He gets out of there. He basically yoinked her pussy instead of killing her so her innocence kept her alive
Mason Robinson
You got it.
Thomas Hall
Oh I understand, thank you
Alexander Lee
Luis Perez
disc...ord.gg/8XByWnK
Just join
John Davis
Yikes but Kek
Landon King
Yeah, pay your hookers you fucking faggot pos
I wish some hulky pimp recognize you one day and friendly breaks both your ankles
Matthew Brooks
Jonathan Roberts
Josiah Roberts
Well I do NOW. But this was then. Also, I stick to independent girls.
William Wood
Fuck me....
Jayden Thomas
based. abort retard kids
Joseph Gray
Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Lee
Mason Lewis
Kevin Thomas
Got any more of them pixels?
Jace Roberts
Andrew Campbell
He also fapped to himself there. This is perfect
Jaxon Adams
William Fisher
Justin Miller
Not really, conception takes a few days on average.
Nicholas Gray
What a dumb faggot, lol