Whats the most offensive joke you know?

Jesus Christ. What are you guys, 12 years old? These jokes are fucking stupid. You aren’t even trying. How about you throw down something that doesn’t sound like it was written by middle schoolers.

How did breakdancing get invented? Nuggets trying to steal rims off a moving car.

LIFE

Ok let’s hear yours dick. You laughed don’t lie

What's the difference between a Jew and ba pizza? Pizzas don't scream when they're pushed into the oven.

Ain’t that the truth

Ya'll fuck outta here with with your lame ass joke book jokes.

I was eating pussy one day when i tasted horse cum, and i thought to myself grandma, thats how you died

Niggers*.

What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

Th y both come on little white crackers

Whatcha call a 90min prostitute?...... A hoar and a half

i chuckled a little bit, learn to get a little loose sometimes fag its just Yas Forums.

That political correctness is there to protect people.

That is one of the most offensive jokes.

How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty. (2:30)

Sorry if that offended anyone

its ok

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[Not offensive but a good joke]
What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Swim for your life.

What does Margaret thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common?... They both fucked minors....

A priest is out fishing with his friend. The priest pulls up a giant salmon and his friend shouts "Look at that tasty sumbitch!" The priest glares at him but his friend thinks quickly, explaining it's the name of the fish, and offers it to the priest.

The priest takes it to the convent, hands it to the nun in charge of cooking and says "Fillet this sumbitch up for tonight!" This time the nun gives him a mean look until the priest explains the situation, then laughs it off and cooks their meal.

A rabbi visiting the convent is welcomed to share their meal that night. As he sits down to the freshly cooked fish, the priest says "I caught the sumbitch!" The nun smiles as she adds "And I cooked the sumbitch!"

The rabbi hesitates for a moment, smiles and says "Wow you fuckers are alright after all!"

- What will happen if you cross a Dutchman with a Pole? A car thief who does not know how to drive.

Gay

The only mildly funny one so far.

Racist does not equal funny, there has to be a joke there.

Whats the hardest thing about running on a beach covered in drowned refugee children?
My dick.

>good joke
Jesus Christ this place sucks now

Why is China failing?

They're all batty over Corona virus

What? Makes no sense.

God is in your ass.

OP didn't ask for funny. He asked for offensive.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a toddler?

A washing machine doesn't cry when I dump my load in it.

Life is the crummiest book I ever read
There isn't a hook, just a lot of cheap shots
Pictures to shock and characters an amateur
Would never dream up!

Fuck now I have Stranger Than Fiction stuck in my head...

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Why did the Jews cause 9/11?

Cause they wish they had a Holocaust

Who invented ground beef?

A leper playing the guitar

How long does it take an abrigonal woman to take a shit?
9 months :)

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what do you call a nigger in a three piece suit?
the defendant.

Why do mexicans have tamales on christmas?
so the kids will have something to open.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
take your boot off of his head.

What's the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
a canoe tips.

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Why did the Muslim leader die?

He had an explosive personality