You've got 5 seconds...

You've got 5 seconds, 5 fucking seconds to tell me one thing you've done in yr whole life thats even 1/10th of 1% braver than Emma Gonzales on any given day.

>pro advice: you can't

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ME NO GIBBU GUN, GUN GOBLIN!!!

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I took a shit today

i just drunk some water

I saved a fire from a baby

Didnt he go back to Cuba because of Janet reno?

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i once fought 12 men knocking out 5 and ending up in a hospital with 9 stab wounds and multiple bruises

I confronted my abusive mother and father

Legend, this guy wins, and fuck you OP and your Emma Gonzales bull shit

>Emma Gonzales

She is not relevant anymore. Her "movement" imploded like those occupy socialists.

a total waste of space and oxygen.

One time, in Kentucky, I dropped trough and pissed on a yellow-jacket's nest. It hurt....

I recently took a shit and didn't even lock the door while I did it.

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You're a madman

I swallowed my pride and checked into rehab.

Who's that?

I saw an autistic kid and didn't bully him relentlessly.

I shave my balls with a straight razor

didnt cry at my dads funeral in highschool
numb tho not brave

Emma? Is that a girl? Looks like a wannabe Latino gangbanger.

Jesus Christ

>who?

no really. who? went to the post office 3 times last week - thats pretty brave with all you diseased cunts around.

also fuck you and you fucking bait thread. troll shite.

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Stunning and brave

Lame, doing it with a gay razor would be braver

Who the fuck is that twat? I'm a veterinarian and have to deal with cats people bring in. Claws and teeth. They'll fuck you up and one should probably have a shark suit when handling them.

Yikes, very brave. Good on ya, hooked on gay sex? *ba dum ching*

Fuck, this had me rollin'

I took a shit in a crowded public toilet before my track and field meet, clogged the toilet walked out to a line going out the door and quietly washed my hands trying to make it look like nothing happened as the next person went in. By the time he flushed it and it was over flowing I was drying my hands and running out of the bathroom. Everyone thought it was a player from the other team.

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Lmfao nah

But for real, I've been sober for about 4 years now. I'm proud of myself.

stepped on a lego on purpose barefoot

dude, i honestly think none of the males students will rape her, no matter how much she is asking for it.

who? literally fucking who?

i once visited a Concentration Camp and shouted heil Hitler

I served 2 tours in Afghanistan, does that count or is this inbred Mexican skinhead braver for reading teleprompter cards?

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Combat Medic.