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Gimme some autocock

Pleasy pleasy

OP

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Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply to this post.

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And 2305 times later, it's still not funny.

Haha lmao!!!!1

Why are there nigger dicks on my screen

Wait...you cheeky motherfucker!!!

LORD & SAVIOR DONALD TRUMP COMMANDS YOU TO KILL NIGGERS

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Well well well, checked.

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This story agai...wait a goddamn minute!

read the whole thing shithead

god fucking damnit user

im not joining your discord asswipe

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FUCK YOU NIGGER

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Ass