Imagine being so fucking paranoid your first instinct is to go and buy a gun

Imagine being so fucking paranoid your first instinct is to go and buy a gun.

All you had to do was stay home. But no.
This coronvirus has you ammosexuals all horned up, huh?

All yall are so fucking deranged it's sickening. Literally cannot WAIT for guns to be outlawed and to see all you 2nd Amendment worshipping cucks get all butt hurt. It may take a while, but I definitely see it happening in our lifetime. I mean it already is.

"If the government wants my guns they can just try to take them from me hurr durr!!"
Guess what my nigga they can and they will and there's nothing you can do to stop them. Y'all think you're super patriots that are going to overthrow a "tyrannical government" when all that's gunna happen is you're going to lay down, take the check the fed writes you for your weapons then you're gunna go on The Federalist comment sections and bitch about how you and the Proud Boys are gunna hold each others dicks and get back what's "rightfully yours".

I moved to Texas awhile back and like so many like me, we are going to do everything we can fo turn this state blue. It's our right and our responsibility to fix whats wrong, mainly guns.

What's going on right now with people buying guns instead of BEING SAFE

Like lmao okay. Now with gun stores being 'essential' LEt's see how safe you are with everybody having fucking guns

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The point isn't that you can win pitched battles against a professional army with all its ordinance, as a rag-tag citizens' militia with small arms. The point is that you CAN FIGHT. You can bleed them. When they come patrolling through your neighborhood, you might be able to take a couple of them with you. Hell, you might even be able to run away and do it again; they couldn't engage in endless "manhunts" for everyone who resisted them. They'd never feel safe and there could be shooters behind any window.

Of course, they COULD call in the artillery and air-support and level your neighborhood, sure. What would this get them though? Well, it would piss a lot of people off when innocents died and play into the hands of rebels. It would make a lot of the soldiers in that professional military seriously consider whether they were doing the right thing or not. Finally, it would simply kill people, and NO ONE wants to rule a nation of corpses.

The aim of a tyrant is to control, not to kill. What they want is to be able to have militarized police & gestapo point guns at people and cow them into submission to whatever dictates they want to impose. If citizens are instead waiting behind their doors and ready to shoot first when the jackbooted thugs come around, they've already failed.

So, the point is to fight. If you resist, you're not being controlled, and you're also undermining attempts to control others who can't or won't fight. Yes, you might die, of course. However, that's why Patrick Henry said what he famously said, more or less.

"As long as people can resist, they can be free, and tyrants can never succeed." When you're talking about using swords, knives and clubs against modern military weapons though, it ACTUALLY becomes pointless, because you can't bleed them at all. They'll just shoot you with beanbags, rubber, water cannons, microwave guns and other submission devices.

That's why Americans having guns is so important.

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>nigger who doesn't realize that it's generally the gun-grabber type running out to buy guns right now since most all the pro gun people are already armed
sage

i'll give you a fisting, op

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>That's why Americans having guns is so important.
yeah like how else are schools gonna get shot to shit? thats like an american pasttime
lmao grow up dude. turn in your toys. you dont need them

Better to have a gun and never use it then to not have one and need it. My neighborhood has some drug traffic. Anyone who breaks in to rob me for drug money is going to get shot. I don't care how many people are breaking in. If you have a gun you win.

This. I’ll reiterate it. If you have a gun you win.

The marketing term 'Law-abiding Gun Owners' is a a bunch of F*cking Bullsh*it.

Tell that to ALL the IMBECILES in prison.

TLDR. Whatever faggot. All I know is if someone has a problem with me and they think it’s a game where we fight and shake hands after is fucking stupid. This is the real world and if anyone has a problem with me enough to start trouble, the only way it’s going to end is with one of us dead and it doesn’t matter who is a “man” or not. There’s only the living and the dead.
Pic related, surprisingly my pp isn’t small.

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that condom is like 10 years old and you know it

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Like a year old. Girl got on birth control so I didn’t use my pack of 15. Got like 3 left.

Oh look, it's this post again. Still a virgin?

Do you get paid to post this every day?

>Better to have a gun and never use it then to not have one and need it.

This is the mentality I was raised with. Ant and the grasshopper. Is it better to have that six month cushion of food, supplies and money to see you through shitty times or would you rather live it up now only to try to panic buy what you can after shit is already going down and supplies are short or even unavailable?

Why do I need a gun? Well, I'm getting older and it's a force equalizer. Ten years ago, I would've had no problem jumping into a fight with three or four basketball Americans but now, I'm 40 with respiratory issues and a fucked up left knee from a motorcycle accident. I could probably still take one or two guys with fists alone but any more than that and I'm fucked.

And the only ones who get anywhere near my asshole is my wife and my doctor.

>Girl got on birth control
good man. worth every penny.
i can't stand condoms. just not the same

Are you retarded?

The second US turns its guns in, it will become Venezuela or the United Nations of America, importing hordes of rapists you won't be allowed to shoot at.

Brazil banned its guns in 2004. For the next 16 years it was ruled by the most corrupt government (the same that banned guns) in our history, and we faced the worst economic recession ever.

We got lucky, rather than become Venezuela we actually jailed the past presidents and put in power someone who wants economic freedom and the right for self defense, someone who was campaigning to not ban guns in 2004

Imagine being this retarded. I'll let anyone just come into my house and take whatever they want without being able to stop them. Come on in and rape my family because I won't be able to stop you. That's what you sound like. Dumbass!

Honestly it’s cheaper to get a girl on birth control than it is paying for condoms. Even without health insurance some birth controls are like $8 for a month supply (obviously)
I guess it depends how often you fuck. I usually fuck about 5-8 times a week. And like you said. Fucking raw way better than condoms. Even fucking thin condoms suck “it feels likes it’s not even there” bullshit it takes a lot of the sensation out.

How are your gun laws progressing, user? What are you allowed to own and what kind of licensing is in place, if any?

Your government just locked up the whole fucking country without a shot being fired, you can quit pretending you're ever gonna take your tongue off that boot

and that satisfying feeling of dumping your load like that. nothing beats that. as long as she didn't bitch about having to "clean it out" like girl do what you gotta do.
i also notice a difference for the girl raw vs wrapped

My girl loves getting creampied. And she never complained. Just put a towel down and afterwards. She’d just put the towel over her pussy and we’d just cuddle and make out.

does she complain about 'itching'? i told her that's probably to do with the fact that she started shaving and the pores are irritated following arousal. we don't have stds or anything. she was a virgin when i met her, etc

Imagine being upsetti people are using technological advancements to protect themselves

They also haven’t been patrolling the street with Mrap and black bagging people with weapons

They didn't need to
When they said jump you were already in the air before you asked how high

peeps have always been dumb get over it

Fuck off, Reddit.
Niggers are feral hominid subspecies that commit 20 times as much violent crime as humans.
I didn't decide to integrate them in human society.
Get them the fuck away from me and I'll lose the guns.

Biologically speaking, humans are naturally inclined to seek weaponry because we are physically weak compared to natural predators. We use our massive brains to invent spears, swords, and guns as it is our natural defense mechanism. Buying a gun is as natural as a lion using it's teeth or an elephant using it's tusks.

What part of Texas? I'll send a right wing death squad to cheer you up.

How do "REAL MEN" defend against fake men with guns?