ITT: CONFESSIONS/SECRETS/RETARDED OPINIONS/INCEST/GENERAL DEGENERACY

ITT: CONFESSIONS/SECRETS/RETARDED OPINIONS/INCEST/GENERAL DEGENERACY

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I haven't fapped in 79 days

We had a tanning bed at our house when I was growing up and I would peep on my mom when she used it

These threads are a google honeypot

Based, I’ve been getting self raped, how do you stop fapping dude.

I really get off to the idea of being an early pubescent boy in sexual situations with adult women, to the point that I have a harder time getting off to anything else.

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I send nude pics of my wife to this transgirl on twitter, and we have long chats about her cucking me and knocking up my wife.

if i’ve been to your house and used the bathroom then i’ve pissed in your sink and tub.
i basically exclusively piss in sinks now even in public where i might get caught. i also like to piss in the tank of your toilets too. i don’t know why exactly i do this but there doesn’t seem to be an end in sight. i will always piss in your sinks and tubs.

you have to catch yourself when you start to deliberately arouse yourself with porn, after roughly a week your energy levels will increase, I spend this extra energy doing exercise and stretches. when you orgasm it boost a neurotransmitter called 2-arachidonoylglycerol, a cannabinoid. with exercise it releases anandamide which is stronger cannabinoid and phenethylamine, an amphetamine analogue, these help to kill sexual urges.

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Fantastic

I jerk off thinking about my little sister, using her dirty clothes. And I like to talk with strangers about how I would fuck her.
I'll text anyone interested

Thanks for the useful info.

Told my gf she was my first. However before her I fucked a trap/crossdresser. I lost my virginity to a trap and honestly I want to tell her but I think I should keep it to myself. For all you people into traps, trust me, keep it as a fetish. You will regret it when you actually do it/are doing it.

>keep it as a fetish; you'll regret actually doing it
Anal is always like that.

Did you fuck the trap, or the trap fucked you?
I don't see why would you want to tell her that. Do people not know how to keep secrets anymore?

No shit.

After working late at night, I’d drive to female friends’ houses. I’d jerk off outside in my car in front of their houses. One time I got out and jerked off under one of their windows.

Another time I rubbed my cock on their car door handles and shot my load on their tire.

The thing is I enjoy anal with my gf, and never regret it. I fucked the trap. The blowjob was nice but it was the actual fucking them in the ass where I kept going soft, especially when they started jacking off while I fucked them.

yeah you show that slutty fuckin car who's boss

So what's the problem then? Keep fucking your gf ass and just shut your mouth.
Still don't see why would you want to tell her

After rubbing my cock on her car door handle, they technically touched it and technically gave me a handie.

Later, virgins.

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It's called a secrets thread you fuck face. There is no point besides it's a secret. What a fucking idiot.

I'm a bi guy that hates the LGBT crowd and thinks trans people are mentally ill.

I hide that I'm bi because I don't want to be associated with those overly dramatic faggots.

I do genuinely wonder what cum does to a car’s paint job.

Fellow bi guy, and I feel the exact same way.

>. I lost my virginity to a trap and honestly I want to tell her
Are you retarded? I'm asking because he said he wanted to tell her

I just randomly jerked off to Cailey Fleming(little girl who plays Judith Crimes on the walking dead). Didn't even realize I was attracted to her. Was just thinking about how annoying her character is and hoping they get rid of her soon...next think I know I'm looking at her pics on the wiki...next thing I know I'm unzipping my pants and beating my dick to pics her little smiling face. Came hard, closed the tabs and went about my day.

>Cailey Fleming
You're going to hell.
I'll see you there

>be me
>17
>get put in charge of feeding aunt & uncles dog
>uncle gave me a key and code to their house
>I have weird fetish for aunt
>gives me a hardon every time since I started puberty
>feed their dog while they’re away
>sneak into their bedroom
>jerk off with aunts heels
>jerk off with her used panties
>cum
>run home
>told no one

Shouldn't have ran home. Keep cumming with her clothes mate, you were alone there.

I'm a weirdo even among zoophiles because I think cats and mice are sexy while dogs and horses are repellent.