You're only allowed to post in this thread if you've had sex

you're only allowed to post in this thread if you've had sex

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> tranny came in my mouth and my asshole twice

reporting

I almost had sex

I had sex once

I had sex but I gave it away

I've put p in v before, yes, yes I have

Hurt my dick because she was tight and tense

gtfo

I have 2 sexes

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ive sucked the peepee does that count

I DID THE PEEPEE IN VAGINA THING

I once considered SEX (+5.52%^) but didn't seem worth the investment at the time

FOUR TIMES
THIRD TIME WAS THE BEST

does it count if I didn't cum?

just fucked my wife on the kitchen island two hours ago. No real big deal TBH

>Not real, big deal, TBH
FTFY

Do Thai Ladyboys count?

yeah, it's not a big deal for cool people like us. unlike some of the other idiot virgins on this board

what happen the 4th time

virgin here. What are you going to do about it, user?

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Might have forgotten how to embed... but I've been in bed far too long.

I’ve had sex well over a hundred times. I’m what you may call an “alpha”, but I’m sure you losers know nothing about that. I bet you guys sniff your moms panties like the little faggots you are. Absolutely hilarious. Me? I’m on a different level. You wish you were me, but you’re not. Alright I gotta go smash some phat ass whore. Peace out losers

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hello brothers.

Yes

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trying to get you banned

I have done the finger in the butthole

>I bet you guys sniff your moms panties like the little faggots you are.
Lmao. That's like the 80% of Yas Forums.

My husband needs to get back from out of town work so I can receive a weeks worth of baby batter

I came here to lurk at first, but shit's too funny to not post:

I'm more of an Omega myself.

Don't know what an Omega is?

Go ask your mom.

because I just FINISHED HER!

imagine thinking democrats give a shit about trans people lol