It's that time again

Childrens hospital valet.

been reaaalllll slow

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US Military here. My commander got Covid-19 but they still make us come into work with tshirt masks because that's more professional and safer than the ones people can make

Lowes, customer service associate in Bay County, FL 3 confirmed cases of the bug among coworkers, stores still open, never cleaned, no PPE for staff.

mgmt offering unlimited OT but no ones taking it, they still arent limiting # of customers coming in

3rd shift security guard. Normally work three 12 hour shifts a week, but the other 3rd shift guard quit cause he's afraid he'd catch the China flu - So I'm working 6 nights a week, making a shit ton of money with overtime. I literally sit in my car all night watching tv, playing video games & shit posting on Yas Forums while watching equipment at a rock quarry.

I appreciate your guys work. All service/retail jobs staying open isn't easy.

A&W staff member in Ontario. I cook and run a reg with 1 other guy 3 nights a week, drive through is packed.

I lick every mongoliods customers fucking burger wrapper

Carpenter here. Not essential, but I've been working some under the table.
My gf is a nurse and is working in a quarantine unit near LA. Am I going to get corona'd by her?

Cardiothoracic Surgeon. I haven't left the hospital in 6 days.

Thanks, but remember if the staff have the bug, YOU have the bug.

Why the fuck would he quit over corona if all he has to do is sit in his car and look at goddamn rocks and not talk to anyone?

Probably.

Let her breed inside you

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>remember if the staff have the bug, YOU have the bug.
Quite presumptuous of you to expect I go around licking retail staff

postman. Still going strong

My brother is a trauma nurse at Ascension Sacred Heart Pensacola, they're in hazmat suits, and somehow an entire surgical group was exposed last week....

Stay safe, both of you.

med tech user checking in

Insurance agent.

I’m essential for the worst fucking reasons. I’d rather be on unemployment during this compared to being fired in the next few weeks.

>gallows humor

Payroll in a hospital.

I’ll bite, why is it the worst for you and why are you getting fired?

Parts Dept. for semi truck repair shop. Parts won't pull themselves.

More and more trucks every day. Motherfuckers be pulling trucks out of mothballs top get them on the road again.

Everybody ordering online means more freight to move from the warehouses.

I only get worried when the muslim nigger truckers come in to get parts. Fuck those twats. Never clean. Bitch about the price. Never buy shit.

Dude was in his 60s and paranoid as fuck. Listened to a lot of overnight conspiracy radio shows. Was convinced the 'rona is air bourne and infecting people hundreds of miles away. Not complaining tho. I only make $13/ hour, but with all the overtime I'm workin, my paychecks the past 2 weeks have been fuckin awesome. Supervisor says it'll prob be June or July before they hire a replacement since the China bug has everything shut down for at least the next 1 1/2 months, so I'll be rolling in cash for awhile.

Trips of Truth.

I’m in NY where they passed a law restricting telemarketing calls and solicitations during a state of emergency. The sales goals requirements have not been suspended, so I’m literally forced to hit up friends and family who lost their jobs on social media to see if they want an insurance quote, it’s humiliating and stupid. Not to mention the reason we are “essential” is because people die and we need to be available to process and expedite the life insurance payouts.

President of the Couch Masterbatory Commission, non-essential but still working OT.

When food has technology in it, that's when you know the end of freedom is near ...

Well that is a dumb fucking reason to be deemed essential but you picked that job.

asst mgr deli of an iga grocery store. I sell chicken and chicken accesories.

Im up in WA and thought we acted late... godspeed

Based

Wood working. We are making beds for hospitals

Its Florida we are almost as fuckedtarded as Georgia, Christ knows how many boomers we've infected, cause we sure aint told any customers about it

You want to stick your dick in him to the "base"? What a faggot

Nuclear power plant security officer here. This place has never been more boring.

That's the best version of Corona-Chan I've ever seen.

Speaking as a fellow Essential, Lowes' anti-COVID-19 precautions do not give me any remote degree of confidence. I never see anyone sanitize anything.