How do I get my roommate to stop picking on my cat? He's constantly coming into my room and poking her or otherwise bothering her until she swats at him and hisses.
He thinks it's a big joke but it's starting to get under my skin. She's a defenceless animal, not to mention he's coming into MY room and harassing MY cat.
Whenever I tell him to fuck off he gets all butthurt and starts telling his girlfriend what a shitty cat my cat is.
Cum on his face while he sleeps.
Tell him to leave your cat alone. Make him respect you. Fuck his ass if you need to, just to assert dominance.
Kill the cat
This
I will squat over you and fuck your ass while my balls slappin on you really loud
Stop being a pussy bitch and stop allowing it to happen
It's just that I'm usually a really easy going guy, so when I confront someone over something I find they don't take me seriously. What do I say?
Dubs has decided. Fpbp.
Take that anger and direct it towards the asshat that is messing with your cat.
>Get em both super drunk
>fuck em both in the ass
>take plenty of pics of your cock in his ass
>threaten to share said photos with his
contact list
smack him over the head with a cast iron skillet or baseball bat, fuck him up bad, and tell him to leave you and your cat alone
Gorilla glue his legs together while he sleeps.
she hiss at penis
Inject his forehead with silicone and when he wakes up say that's what he gets for tormenting your cat like a neanderthal
spray him with a spray bottle, or poke a hole or 2 or 3 in the lid of a plastic water bottle with a tack or nail. fill bottle with cold water and squeeze, will squirt ezpz. stick up for your cat. your roommate is a shitbag and needs to understand, even if a more-sternly-communicated-but-less-escalatory method would likely be more effective.
pay some big guys to catch him when he is in public somewhere and have them beat the living shit out of him, put him in the hospital for a few weeks,
Sneak a dick pic while he's asleep and blackmail him.
just poke the girlfriend for reparation
get a bb gun and shoot him in the dick everytime he does it
it will likely work once and you'll never have to do it again
What are you fucking 12?
beat his ass you fucking door mat
Not user in original post but it needs to be full auto and high fps
go into his room and poke his girlfriend
I’m not the Op. I was just randomly saying I wanted to fuck your ass
Size doesn’t mean much. If anything pay trained guys. I mean If you have a lot of stamina and speed mixed with power (a lot of small guys do) those big guys will get embarrassed
It’s a stupid risky thing to do.
You must not love your cat then you fucking pansy. You owe it to your cat to protect its well being
For fuck sake you’re so soft. I just wanna bust your tight cheeks .
Bust me daddy, bust me!
is pic related the cat?
cos in that case you need to beat your fuckin roommate
Yes.
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