Wwyd thread

Tell her to add some pep into her resting bitch face and pet her dog
Put on a face mask and remind her butterflies are friends, not food
Tell her to stand up, then stand up for herself because there is nothing sexier than self-esteem.

Put her on a diet until she loses the weight, then reject her for having no tits.

Wwyd??

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Wwyd

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Give her some shampoo so she can wash her greasy hair
Give her some pants that fit and remind her of the mental dangers facebook holds for women.

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I would get them out of those heels because showing off your legs and ass isn't worth losing the treasure that is good posture in your later years.

Can you use this thread properly?

I would get her a one piece bikini and some SPF 60 suntan lotion, and I won't diminish her mental capability and assume she can apply it herself.

Wwyd?

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Nope. This is a wholesome thread now. If you want to hear "I'd rape them to death in some fucked up way" 40 times, go hit up an animal cruelty thread or something.

Can you be more specific then just wwyd that's to vague faggot

I don't understand you ask wwyd and I told you?

You clearly have never seen one of these threads then.

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I'd go swimming with her

I would tell her the aviators really point out how far forward her nose and mouth are, thus betraying her quadroon ancestry. Her grandmother made a mistake but she need not be reminded of it every day. Grandmother still loves her and she should go visit more often.

Welcome.

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I'd make her wear a longer pencil skirt that one is to short and makes her look easy and less professional

I would advise to Amy Gong that people who live in big, bustling cities tend to have a reduced lifespan and pay more to do it. An extra twenty minute commute is well worth the cleaner lifestyle offered in a rural or even suburban environment.

I'd ask her why she had a umbrella indoors. I would assume a mental issue

she wants to look easy

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I would tell her that it's bad luck to open an umbrella indoors in my culture, but respect her culture enough to send it to her in a red envelope for good luck, thus achieving a synthesis of cultures. I still won't eat bat soup though.

I would tell her to have enough self-respect to treat her body as it was a temple, only allowing access, physically or even just visually, to special and entrusted individuals.

>>Wwyd

The hokey pokey, and I'd turn myself around.

I know I could tell by the skirt. She is a minority probably like white guys and tries to hard. But that is to be expected when she herself is a 3/10 trying to go out of her league, but good for her

That's what this thread's all about.