>His smile gave away just how much he was enjoying this >"Whats up, Flynn?" >"I heard you've been trying to talk up to J" >"uhhhh yeah, why?" >"well I SUGGEST you give that up, she's in a relationship!" >the bastard almost burst out laughing >"oh, thanks for letting me know" >I was a bit discouraged at first, but again, my blind self-esteem would not allow me to stop >Even in soccer, theres a goalie to stop you from scoring. This is just a new challenge >is what I told myself until..... >One day, me and some of the other staffers are sitting around, eating lunch, making imaginary bets on which kids would win in a fight against one another. Sans J, she hadn't gotten there yet >J rushes into the lunchroom exctitedly, phone in hand, making a b-line straight towards us >one of the other staffers was the first to as >"J, you sure look excited, whats up?" >"My GIRLFRIEND just sent me a screenshot of her flight ticket. She's coming down to see me!" >MY GIRLFRIEND >GIRLFRIEND >oh fuck nah, this bitch fucks with girls >this isn't a sick-kun story, im not gonna spend 10 years of my life trying to turn over a lesbian
>my hand flopped to my side, defeated, as it reached into my pocket and pulled out my "to-do" list >as J continued gushing on about how hot her most likely mannish looking gf is, I sloppily scratched off her name >Angelface giggles at me again in her peripheral, as if my constant defeat entertains her >My harem has crumbled beneath my fingers >but theres still one >the most elusive, most attractive, least likely to get with me >Angelface >Now gentlemen is where the story starts >No more harem, we're going to catch a sexy, white whale >or atleast try >end ch.3
Ch.4 >At this point, I was a bit defeated by most of my prospects not working out, and knowing how out of my league Angelface, I had kind of settled on the idea of not fucking anyone at my job >Which was fine, it kind of let the obssessive idea of "SEX SEX SEX", take a bit of a backseat to my job >I shit on these kids a lot, but honestly, this was one of the first jobs where I honestly felt happy to go to work >Why not just focus on doing well at my job? >Most of the gremlins like me anyways >so I kind of settled on that idea >UNTIL >I'm talking one day with my coworker Jack >He's this 16 year old younger kid, real funny, real cool guy >He's asking me tips on how to pick up girls >"Look jack, you just gotta be confident. I'm self conscious as hell, but If i'm going to ask a girl for her number, I pretend like i've the situation before. Casual, calm, and not overly aggro" >"user, you make it sound easy, but I doubt you're really like that when you talk to girls" >FUCK IM BEING CALLED OUT ON MY BLUFF >FUCK IT >"okay, jack, follow me"
>Now the spirit of pride that overcame my words and wouldn't let the situation die down made a huge decision for me: I NEED TO FIND THE HOTTEST CHICK AROUND AND GET HER NUMBER >Jack, in tow, follows me as I walk around the school looking for the nearest hot chick >At this point, I would've even settled for J or Bonnie >But fate had something else in mind >We turn a corner and you'll never guess whose floating there, looking like she's about to make a miracle happen >Angelface >I approach...confident, but slow...like a cautious cheetah, knowing this prey might be something I cant take down >"Hey angelface, whats up?" >"Oh hey user, I was just looking for you" she said, smile on her face >"Wait really?" >"Yeah, i dont know what you're doing right, but these kids love you. Some of them said that they love that you make fun of them"
>lolwut >"Wait, are you serious?" >"yes user! I wanted to congratulate you, good job" >"Oh ummm....thanks?" >fuck fuck fuck >my confidence is draining by the surprise of a compliment, and Jack is noticing >REGAIN CONFIDENCE >TRY AND SUCCEED CHILD >"Oh well, Angelface, I actually was looking for you. I wanted to ask you something" >"Oh, ask me anything user" she said, smile still decorating her face >"Well, I wanted to holla at you, but youve been impossible to get a hold of since you're always floating around. How about I get your number so we can talk a bit more?" >she's absolutely taken aback, not expecting this at all >my face, noticing this, reads" cool and calm", but I'm literally having a fucking panic attack behind my eyes >My body, as if possessed, immediately starts reaching for my phone >its pulled out and now in her hand >she starts giggling again >"sure user" flashing that smile again
>As she's punching in her number into my phone, I look at Jack and give him a few eyebrow raises >"Here you go, user. Now don't text me too fast" she says with a wink >okay break time: at the time, I was completely oblivious to all these flirting tactics she was hitting me with. in hindsight, it was obvious as hell she was interested. but back to the story >I get my phone back, say something along the lines of "let me get back to punching these kids" and walk off, Jack still highlighting my character model with "follow" on >We get back to the courts, I tell him I have to go take a piss, still keeping up the facade of exuding confidence >I go to the bathroom, get in the stall >and it all hits me at once >I just got Angelface's fucking number through stupidity >I proceed to do cartwheels >this is just the start gentlemen >I go home and proceed to text her too soon End ch.4
