I think im developing a love hate relationship with everclear

i dont know,maybe "smooth"in terms of mixing it with stuff?

i dont really want to drink something 190 proof straight

First off, you're an idiot.
Secondly, Everclear has a bad reputation because most of its sales are to people too young to drink responsibly that completely overdo it and get alcohol poisoning. Everclear is effectively just concentrated vodka and if you use it in the correct proportions it is no worse.

Since you clearly have a drinking problem, maybe don’t drink any more. How bow dat? Cash me ousside.

clearly the only time you can drink alcohol is when you steal it from your parents liquor cabinent.now lets let the adults who can drink legally talk