ITT we suggest items that go into the time capsule which, once closed, won't open for another 500 years!

ITT we suggest items that go into the time capsule which, once closed, won't open for another 500 years!

-only one item per post
-only dubs confirms what goes in the capsule

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covid-19

a dvd of The Witcher before liberals ruined it

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Donald T. Rump

nuke strapped on to the opening mechanism

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Mein kKampf

a six-pack with corona beer, but one bottle is filled with carbonated covid-19...

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Four-Star Dragon Ball

one red MAGA hat

Moot

Jamaican Banana

1 pallet stacked with kilos of pure cocaine

>nuke attached to door
>door swings open
>gets hit in the face with nuke
>nothing happens
>everybody laughs
nice

canadian flag tagged 'america' and american flag labeled 'canada'

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Unopened packs of all four TMNT action figures.

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Regal portrait of the Tiger King

Nothing but a series of nested shipping containers.

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Forgot the pic.

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Only one thing: we will owe an apology to future generations for all the time wasted on stupid shit like dancing with the stars, American idol, YouTube challenges, fortnite, and instathots.

Another time capsule that's barely smaller than the original time capsule that won't be opened for another 500 years

A kitten

1962 Fender Stratocaster.

1959 Gibson Les Paul

An immortal but severely pissed off baboon with a shotgun

The right arm of the forbidden one

Jizz jar

A time capsule which must be opened after 499 years or it will explode and destroy the primary time capsule. Trips decides what goes in the bomb capsule.

kek

A single balloon

A supercomputer containing both this thread, and the AI consciousnesses of over 9000 b/tards all posting to it and trying to get dubs and failing for the next 500 years.