How to fap with coke dick? Also please post girlfriend/qt3.14 tier nudes. Thank you Yas Forums...

Coke here is decent. £60 for a gram but it’s definitely the real stuff. I was sold boiled salt from some guy in Cardiff once so be careful lol

About weed I work at hydro shop so clients bring plenty to try, on coke it's usually total shit, but somehow by sheer fucking accident I found a plug yesterday who sells 80/1 but shit is like deep web quality. Did like 4 lines until got palpitations, did spoon bicarbonate special with the rest, passed it to people in need who doesn't have permanent place to stay

Amazing stuff. Had it like couple hours ago. Unfortunately too fucked up to feel/recognize effects

do butt stuff thats the real winner on coke

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How did you take it? I put about 4 keys worth into some toilet paper and bombed it. I used to sniff it back when I was a retard

Fuckin hell that sounds rough.
I was at a house party in Widnes yearsss ago and watched a guy mash up packs and packs of paracetamol and sell it on to people arriving early hours, he must have sprinkled maybe a half gram in with it for about 10 in total. Fucking mad no one is dead

Did you ever used to get mad visuals and eye squiggles when sniffing? Last time I sniffed it it was pure MDA, which is hard to come by now. But that shits so much more visual than MDMA

Yeah. I’ve taken way more by bombing than sniffing but the visuals after sniffing were nuts. Kinda squiggly effects like LSD but also you just see holes everywhere. I think that’s a sign you’ve done too much

That's when you crack out the nos canisters my friend.

My dick is like tapeworm. To be honest at the moment iam just starting to piss normally for the first time in a few past days. It doesn't help that it's not whores ass tho

I’ve never done nos before. I’ve only done weed, poppers, coke, MDMA, and acid. Does nos have similar effects to any of those?

I tried to sniff once, like properly chopped. Not the best memories of my life taste wise, kicked in in like few mins, harder rush, shorter effect, even now I remember the taste and some time had past. Generally depends if I haven't eaten in a while I do a bomb, if eaten then stuff under tongue, sometimes I just chew the stuff and flush it with some drink. Tried smoking one time with no results, but I think problem was that it was white crystals instead champagne one, because I have theory that somehow the color of crystals impacts ability to be smoked just solely based on lower boiling temp of brown one

Sniffing MDMA is like sniffing glass. Sniffing coke feels so smooth it’s like a feather. Also I oddly enjoy the coke drip whereas MDMA drip tastes like tree sap

Just find shady eastern European dealers with old pill prints like bmw, Mitsubishi, you get the idea. Don't know how or why but they still sell that shit in UK as mdma but it's mda, did some research on that. Anyway the best results are seen after taking one shitty pill and topping up with 150mgs of Molly. Visuals amazing, if you're brave enough candy flip that shit. I'll promise you'll be so high you won't be able to say your name

And where should I get a cracker at 12am? Like seriously how to use it in diy with possibility to stay alive without having cracker?

Ermmmmm, it's an odd one and I have one other friend who suffers the same as me (albeit he also gets this with any psychodelics as well) in that they had no effect on me when sober, but if I'm high or tripping, then I live another life in the space of 5 minutes.

The best I've had which in hindsight was probably retarded, a group of us were all on coke, MD, drunk and just smoked a joint when we got back to a friend's student dorm, cracked some canisters and time just stopped. It's hard to explain but we all thought we were sharing collective trips, similar to how on DMT everyone says you speak to the machine elves. I think it was just the lack of oxygen, we had to slap awake a couple of people after each canister.

I'd recommend them as DLC content to another drug, preferably weed or LSD.

Any anons who do nos, what's your technique? It seems to be cultural. Brits huff the balloon where as I've seen others just inhale, then hold it in for as long as they can. I have to pinch my nose when I inhale/exhale though because I can't seem to not inhale through my nose also and end up blowing air into the balloon. It's a fuckin pain.

Damn, I only know ketwigs.
Interesting that it was used in old pill prints though, has it just been phased out in favour of cheap MDMA? I'll keep an eye out though, thanks man

I’ve mixed coke and MDMA before. Not sure why. It made me sick and fucked me up (not in a good way). Haven’t done coke since October because I was starting to develop a habit

Only a madman would snort Molly, or the one stupid enough to don't listen other people. On the coke stuff, at least personally for me it's amazing, but only when drunk. My personal favorite and now extinct bromo dragon fly. Shit hits you hard, last insanely long, and you need to think before you think, because mind on that shit is like inception in horror genre. Hope I'll get the opportunity to do it again. Like fuck, people on ket see aliens, dmt shows you galaxy, lsd shows the other side of things, shrooms like personal fairytale, but that shit after half a day is just balancing on understanding what is real and who are you. Also music sounds great. If you don't like diving in to your counciousness you can just dance instead for some prolonged periods. Downside that dick doesn't work, but no reason to be disappointed, you will realize that after like day after shit hits fan. Good times

Ummmm, anyone in your house keen in baking? They might have a cream whipper somewhere haha. I can't think of any (safe) way to crack one otherwise.
Order one off eBay dude, they're like a tenner but you'll probably not get it for a while with lockdown. eBay sells canisters as well.

I loved coke too. A lot of people say it’s overrated because it’s short lived but that’s why I love it. You can use it as a boost and then be back to normal in an hour. Beautiful

Same here, I've always managed to take it or leave it, I have a short cut off point with coke as well where when I start feeling a bit sick and bloated, I stop for an hour or two.

There's nothing like sniffing all night then getting home to a joint you forgot you rolled before leaving. It doesn't take the coke high off completely but you get a nice weird mix of relaxed but focused.

Man, I wish I could get into weed. It just never really meshes well with me. I’m more of an uppers guy which is a shame because my friends like to sit around and share some weed and chill

Have no idea, maybe just people around me, but it's full of mda in birm

Question: I know most of you will just say “get a scale”, but realistically, how much is on a key when you put it in a bag? A moderate amount on the end of the key would be about 80-100mg right?

I've heard a few people with that problem. Does it make you anxious or nervous? Or feel sick? Or all of the above. Maybe try edibles, slower to kick in but I find them a bit more gentle and a lot less anxious.

A lot of weed these days is strained to have the highest THC with minimal CBD, the CBD counters the anxiety that weed gives but most strains these days just blow your socks off which is annoying. If you can find mid tier quality then maybe start there? I sometimes buy mid tier for this reason.

Yeah I think edibles should be my route. I’ve never smoked a fag in my life because I don’t like the thought of smoke in my lungs so I think I’m just too bitch to take a proper hit from a blunt. I’ll look into edibles. Thanks man

If you know the starting weight of the bag just take the same amount of scoops with a key from one bag to another. I would say a good fuckin scoop on a phat key would be around 100mg, I'd opt for half of that though

Awesome. Thanks. So two regular keys would be around about 100mg? I’m ducking retarded at visualising small amounts

I'm the same user, every time, without fail I've smoked a blunt (mixed) I throw up and lie down for a half hour to stop feeling like I've been poisoned kek. Can't fucking stand it man, do any amerifags smoke weed with tobacco?