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YLYL

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>Ἴσθι ἐγὼ
>ιζ' τότε
>Γύννις Ἀβδηρίτης μὴ δυνάμενος συνευνασθῆναι παρὰ πάντα βίον
>Παθολογικὸς φόβος κορῶν ἀπὸ διδασκαλείων, ὅτε δὴ γύναιόν τι τῶν φρενῶν με ἐξέστησε
>Ἔχων νεωτέραν ἀδελφήν, ἦν δὲ τηνίκα ιϛ'
>Ἐκμανῶς δὲ ἡ ἀδελφή μου ἔχει τῶν παιδικῶν, γλίχεται συνεκβῆναί τινι
>Ἀπαγγέλλει ὅτι «συμφοιτῴη τινί»
>Πατήρ τε κἀγὼ ἄρχετον ξυμβουλευομένω ὅπως καταβάλητον τὸν νόθον
>Προϊόντων ἡμερῶν, εἰσφέρει τὸν ἄνθρωπον οἴκαδε
>Μέγας τε ἰσχνὸς καὶ μελάγχρους ὑάλω ταῖν ὀψέοιν προὐχόμενος
>Φαίνεται ἀμηχανῶν
>Πατήρ τε κἀγὼ καθίσαντε λέγετον αὐτῷ ὅτι «ἐς δικαστήριον ἐσήχθη»
>Συζητοῦμεν ὀλίγων λεπτῶν
>Σφὼ ἐξέρχεσθον
>Πατήρ φησί μοι ὅτι «οὐκ ἐπὶ πολὺ ἔσται»
>Κάσις οἶκόνδε ἐπανέρχεται
>Ἀγγέλλει ὅτι «κῶμος» εἴη
>Ἀμφὶ δὲ ἑβδομάδα ὕστερον, κασιγνήτη λέγει μοι τὸν φίλον αὐτῆς πρὸ τοῦ κόρῃ πανδιδακτηρίου συμφοιτᾶν
>Ἀδημονεῖ ὅτι τὴν πανδιδακτηρίου κόρην λάθρᾳ ἀναλαβεῖν ἐθέλει
>Περὶ δὲ ἑβδομάδα ἔπειτα ὠτακουστῶ διάλεξιν μητρὸς πρὸς κάσιν
>«Ἀπολέλυσθον»

>γέλω.κατεχέμεν.πειραόμενος.jpg
>Λέγω τῷ πατρί μου τοῦτο
>Γελᾷ ἀκρατῶς
>Τοὐμὸν πρόσωπον ὅτε πατὴρ προείδετο ἀκριβῶς τῆς αὑτοῦ κόρην τὴν πρώτην φιλίαν ὡς ἀποβήσεται

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Why do people even reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep?

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Haha fucking niggers!

What the fuck is this reddit shit?
NOT FUNNY
DID NOT LAUGH

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>Sonic looked towards Garfield, his lustful eyes carefully inspecting every aspect of his naked body. Garfield stood still looking anxious and blushing. "S-so, how is it?" asked Garfield. Sonic stood still for a few seconds before answering. "Its, well. Um. Smaller than i expected" said Sonic. "I know that it might not be what you want out of someone but i hope its good enough. Now, can i see yours?" said Garfield. "Sure, why not" replied sonic, as he pulled down his pants to reveal his 60 inch chilli dog. Garfield took a step back. He wasn't even sure if he was able to fit the tip in his ass. "Well then? What do you think" asked sonic. "Its so big" said Garfield. "Well then, i guess we should start" said Sonic.

>Sonic ran forward and pushed Garfield's head towards his massive penis. Garfield opened his mouth. It hit the back of his thought and hurt his jaw, but he knew that it was to pleasure sonic so he continued. Just as Garfield thought that he was going to stop breathing, sonic climaxed filling Garfield's mouth with his huge load. When sonic took out his penis he forced Garfield's mouth shut so he had to swallow all of his cum. "now for the main meal" said sonic as he grabbed Garfield and lay him down so his back faced the ceiling.

>Sonic then grabbed Garfield's ass and put his huge penis inside. It hurt so much, but Garfield powered through. "SONIC, YOUR DICKS STIRRING UP MY INSIDES" moaned Garfield. Sonic showed no sign of slowing down. He sped up moving his hips. Finally he came in Garfield's ass. Garfield let out a moan as his anal cavity's where filled up with sonic's cum. Sonic looked down on Garfield. "Well i guess its time i get going" he said as he walked towards the door.

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Y-yes ma'am!

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