Have you ever been in a situation where you were naked and people around you were fully clothed? Was it embarrassing?

damn what were you jailed for?

i have a nice bike, dont get me wrong but its for transportation not for picking up girls, if u wanna look it up it is a Mash black seven 125 brown edition, i had the cafè racer back then but i changed it to a scrambler now

wtf, why?

how old were you? Did you get charged?

yeah our dorms had public showers and I got fucking locked out of my room by my roommate lol fucking embarrassing.

When I went to prison, I was force to strip search in the middle of an office full of desks and people and computers. They do it right out in the open to dehumanize you and humiliate you. You're bent over letting them look up your rectum with a penlight as people are walking past the big, plate glass office windows all around.

And you go through that *every* time you leave for court and come back.

that sucks, how long were you in for and what charge?

Man fuck you, you got all the basis covered in the pyramid of needs, but then you're actually too boring for self realization.

I'm like the other way around.

In any case fuck you and people like you "-bohoo doomer blublu I had a foursome when I was 17 woe is me though, because I never developed a personality so now I act all gloomy and pretend it's a character trait"

Seeing girls in this situation (naked surrounded by other people wearing clothes), especially in public, is one of my biggest turn-ons. Unfortunately I've never had a real-life situation like that

I'm a well-known community organizer, and I was caught cutting a lock off a gate which was being used to keep homeless people from sheltering under a bridge. We had already filed a lawsuit against the city, and the idea was to cut off the lock and replace it with out own, then give out copies of the key to the homeless.

Unfortunately we found out later in disclosure that the police had a plant in our organization and they were waiting for me with surveillance team. They were delighted to catch me, since I also organized the local copwatch program. They tried to give me bail conditioned which would have red-zoned me from the entire city and put me under curfew. My lawyer warned me if I refused, I'd spent the next two years in prison waiting for trial.

I told them to pound sand and went to prison. Now think about it. They put a notorious, rabble-rousing community organizer into a room with 40 angry, bored, cop-hating criminals with absolutely nothing to do all day but sit and listen to me.

First thing I did was recruit the range boss and with his help got every person to sign a contract agreeing to riot if they tried to separate individuals so they had to deal with us as a group. Then I used me media contacts to get a front-page story on the terrible conditions inside the prison, like no fucking soap and no books except bibles and no cleaning supplies.

A week after putting me in prison they dragged me back into court, told the judge they didn't want me there, and I was given bail with NO conditions, not even the boilerplate about not owning weapons or ammunition, so I couldn't refuse it. I was literally thrown out of prison.

My proudest moment.

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I've flashed my dick to my male cousins getting out of the shower before

Story time! My second year of college (at a bigger state university), when I was 19, I went to a concert with friends. One of my friends' friends who I didn't know too well invited us to come to his other friend's after party. I'd gotten kinda lit (had snuck in liquor) and decided to go.

It was pretty much a rager, but things started to die down around 2:30-3:00am. I've always been nocturnal, sleeping in late and staying up late, and I was drunk, so I wanted to keep going. Ended up downstairs playing 2 on 2 beer pong. At this point, I'd never met anyone who was at the party before this night. My closer friends had gone home.

My partner in beer pong just kinda disappeared, so they played me 2 on 1. Hard to remember exactly but I think they only gave me one throw. Anyway, I got skunked. They said the skunk rule was getting naked and chugging a beer.

Got naked, started chugging, ended up throwing up. They said that meant I'd have to get another one from the upstairs fridge. There were maybe 7 or 8 people still at the party. The two guys went up with me, kinda made sure everyone saw me, made me move my hands, made fun of my cock (I'm 4 inches hard, and I'm a grower).

Went back downstairs and one of them had stolen my clothes. I started begging to get it back. "How badly do you want it?" ended up sucking their dicks.

Anyway, kik me at SamFromVA if you wanna talk stories and whatnot. 27m usa bi.

that's seriously ballsy of you user, are you still living in the same area? the police must hate you now

you fat or skinny?

19, student. Yes, had a couple of stringy little plants on a window ledge, fuckers charged me and the court treated it like it was the drugs bust of the century, got fined the equivalent of a weeks wages.

what are you, jealous?

Cool.

Why? Is it special? Lemme see it.

Cool bike, bro.

No, I left. I got tired of having to watch over my shoulder all the time. I'd get followed down dark streets by patrol cars and have to keep out of alleys and parking lots. They'd follow me around and ticket my friends for anything they could find, like jaywalking or having an open bottle of liquor in their backpack. They'd park outside my building and watch for hours I even found a bug hidden in my apartment.

The worst was when the cops tried to have me killed by telling the dealers that I was a heat score and that they should "do something about me." Fortunately I'd saved quite a few dealers from illegal searches through copwatch and they had my back (mostly).

My home was broken into while I was out holding a public demonstration and nothing was taken, not a thing, but the door was left open and unlocked so I knew someone had been in it.

Someone smelling strongly of pork tried to get my electricity and water turned off -- repeatedly -- so that I had to have verbal passwords on all my utrilities.

Someone hacked my Internet account, got all my passwords, and hijacked all my social media accounts, having "me" post that I fuck my sister and that I'm a terrorist.

Someone alterned the Wikipedia article about me to say that I "need to get a life" and that I protect "drug-addicted, parasitical blight" on the city. When it was found the person who made the changes had an IP address at the police station, the media asked them about it and their response was: "No comment."

thanks user, its kinda underpowered, but it gets the job done haha

"Beefy," that build you get when you're both muscular and fat. In prison they called me Sasquatch.

> Be me 20 working in hotel doing wedding functions.
> Staff I worked with cool as fuck. Lots of pretty girls.
> Always have free staff drinks at end of night.
> One night have drinks with staff and after a few we all decide on game of strip poker in one of the conference rooms.
> I was a bit drunk as were girls but I ended up losing much quicker.
> Theres me fully naked. 3 other guys with most clothes on. 1 waitress down to her bra and 3 other waitress down to their knickers an bra.
> Few more games and 3 girls are fully naked. I ended up getting excited and got diamonds. Try hiding it but everyone just laughs and game moves up a notch. I can still play as can naked chicks and if we win we get clothes back if anyone without clothes on loses then they have to fuck. Everyone drunk so everyone agrees.
> Ended up losing with hot waitress. We resisted at first but peer group pressure we ended up simply both lying down on conference room carpeted floor and start fucking.
> Shit was cash in the end. Blew my load. Took waitress home and fucked her all night.

were the girls mirin you?

Only once, I used to deliver to photographers and model agencies and saw a model changing. Which was nice. But I'm much more the other way, I like being surrounded by naked women. Only happened once, in a mixed showers at a festival. Freakin' amazing.

Too drunk to care, too proud and young not to take up challenge.

It was a prank, bro. Also naw, nothing special.

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