Yo Yas Forums

Yo Yas Forums,
Im a highschool student.
Just tried my first cigarette. Found a cartoon on the ground while I was taking a walk.
I liked it.
My girlfriend wants to try. She thinks its hot.
How the fuck do I stop myself before I become an addict.

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Too late. You're going to die of lung cancer in 6 months now. So long fag.

You found a fucking entire carton of cigarettes on the ground? Damn that's awesome.

Best way to overcome an addiction is to smoke crack.

quit before your fingernails turn yellow and you develop asthma or lung cancer or any other sort of lung infection as well as your teeth start to yellow and your gums become damaged. I promise the ladies will not find you attractive then. or in a hospital bed hooked up to machines. smoke weed user it's better and the chicks like it.

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>Found a cartoon on the ground while I was taking a walk.
By "found" you mean you stole it right?

retard detected
6 months? nope. more like 40~ years.. not even though from one cigarette.. that wont do shit.

Probably just a pack but he's too much of a newfag to know the difference. Could also be carton as in English regional dialect but then again, OP isn't calling them fags so....

What kind of cartoon was it? Like Spongebob?

no, he found a cartoon on the ground.

Shut the fuck up faggot. Nicotine fingers are warded off with half a latex glove, I'm sure we all have them by now. As for teeth, guess what, you have to brush them. Wow. And yeah, you're gonna die outta cancer but not til your old as fuck.

The real question is... Is OP cool enough to smoke with cigarettes?

Just stop now completely or set some limits for your use.
I like to have a cigar or something when I'm drinking at a bonfire. I always want some nicotine whenever I drink but I don't allow myself to indulge unless it's specifically some kind of cigar and I'm at a social setting at a fire. Easy peasy

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I remember when my nails looked like that. Don't even wanna think of how I smelled.
Quitting was one of the best things I've ever done. No contest

>You gonna die outta cancer, i promise
>No one does what you did to me
>You wanna know something? Fuck you
>I want your balls smashed, eat shit, bastard
>Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana
>I hope somebody in your family dies soon
>Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai
>A sucare cazzi su un aereo!

doesn't sound worth it to me. a couple seconds of a nicotine buzz that eventually you don't even get. you end up chasing that buzz for the rest of your life all the way till you get fucking cancer. just smoke weed retard. most sustainable drug there is. have been smoking everyday for my entire life without any problems or it interfering with my health negatively at all.

retard confirmed
It's called sarcasm

what a pussy

the fact that you made a Yas Forums thread about it means you're already fantasizing about how cool you are for smoking
so go ahead and fucking kill yourself slowly underageb&

weed is for retards

Fucking American. Yankee. You're gonna die outta cancer.

>says the little sissy who let's alkaloids control "her" life.
Go suck your nicotine dick, fag

just vape instead if you really need the nicotine. but holy fuck you will smell and look like shit if you smoke cigs. its unavoidable. do what you want tho.

Make a point of only smoking after sex and it will never become an issue.

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>neatly googled rows of cigarettes
faggot

Smoking is cooler, but if you want the nicotine rush + not dying + having a healthy lung + not smelling like shit, yous should just vape.

Also, I imagine you're an 18 yo high school student.

>nope. more like 40~ years
it's not uncommon for smokers to die within just a few years faggot

if you weren't so young and stupid

found the 12 year old

found the trumpshit

Smoke cigarette like man, boy. Tobacco make you strong.

you can sign a form that says you don't have to be humiliated by being in that bag

Wow you guys. Mutha fucka finds some awesome carton and you rage. Maybe your just jealous.

Bunch of liberal democrat faggots in here. Probably want to give niggers healthcare and tax rich folk to pay for roads and shit. Smoke up or your a fucking libtard commie.

"cooler"
this has to be a joke. cooler in what dumbass regard?

>Im a highschool student
you need to leave kiddo

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