I wish this were a joke. I give you, Marvels new super heroes. but wait.. there's more

he some well known faggot?

He wrote for Buzzfeed, too.

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This

jesus, holy fuck. marvel done fucked up.

Just on a hunch, after seeing the trailer video, I thought to look the guy up. I found all this in 5 minutes:

I love the long game shitposting

sorry to post old bullshit I guess. My minds just blown out my asshole.

>Thor is 5’3

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you living in the past or what

I love it

Old news... and nothing new for Marvel. But are all the writers and artists soybois in this era?

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Where is Low T-cell?

That marvel tie makes me want to kill myself

He looks like a sex offender

I'd hike up a mountain with her to go cave exploring. Then actually go look for caves to explore

Old news. Marvel started losing it’s testosterone in the mid-80’s.

Comic book sales are tanking
No one is going to be seeing movies anytime soon

The Consoomer plague is dying out

smoke em if you got em boys.

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...what the fuck?

That one actually looks neat and a gateway to 00s music

More like HIV-Positive.

dammit, I wish I'd thought of that a few weeks ago.
Well played.

He couldn't offend a psychopath that would try to kill him. He looks like a massive whimp.

>Marvel has always pandered to the mainstream

Only they're not, LGBTQI+ nonsense is barely mainstream and their comic side has suffered greatly in recent years for this. They're pandering to a vocal minority and losing the sales of the quiet majority in the process.

Films are going to go the same way.

>Black female now leading Asgard
>Female Thor
>Black male Captain America
>Black male Iron Man
>Female actress recast as Loki
>Asian male elevated far beyond importance in comics to receive own film
>Not even getting into Captain Marvel/Black Panther

She gets her powers from God, and "not the God you're thinking of."

So edgy.

He's a multi-millionare as well. He bought his way in. This is literally his hobby.

yep. I thought it was a joke at first. didnt realize its apparently old news. I need to watch Robocop. something violent now.

Seethe harder DC faggots

Oh, he definitely is. In the trailer he said he was "intimidated" by the original New Warriors. You know, because they weren't fat, socially inept losers. So he created the worst possible people to be character.

>Screen Time- Got super powers by being exposed to his grandfather's experimental internet gas

...sigh

kek, awesome

I would loose litters of cum to her.

>mainstream
You see the video response? The mainstream thinks it’s shit too.

Remember kids: support bullying.

If he is a troll, he fuckin’ got me good.

>If he is a troll, he fuckin’ got me good.
Everything I posted is easy to verify. Google "daniel kibblesmith santas husband"

Well Loki being a girl now is ok, mythology always had him a a shapeshifting sex offender anyway.

He offends you though

Yeah, meanwhile DC's progressive shit, Like Saga, is at least interesting and fun to read.

It's like Marvel pandering is just the shit, these SJW types eat just to say they ate it.

Marvel is losing out on better content to do direct pandering, and it's sad and gross.

>internet gas
I was going to say something really rude to you before I looked this up.

INTERNET GAS

Let’s all think about that for a minute.

>EXPERIMENTAL INTERNET GAS

That’s not just stupid, it’s lazy as well. They could have said nanomachines, they could have said a brain implant to treat some condition that’s been connected to the internet and now they can’t safely remove it, they could have said any goddamn thing, but no
>he’s like an internet guy who’s always on the internets because he’s been huffing internet gas made by his grandfather!

I think I’ll go drink.

So gross. People with that much wealth need to be exterminated.

Why?